But Meg would be a sucky Naval Officer!

[x_los]

Saw Taming of the Shrew. Am v. ambivalent about the production.

Oh. AND I'M A PASTRY CHEF! I'M A FUCKING REAL PASTRY CHEF! Thanks, New Pioneer Co-Op, for your 20% discount on all food now that you employ me, and your Cheese Ho who recently went Vegan, and The Bono Fairy.

Sue: Where did this U2 CD come from?
Laura, mystically: It was the Bono fairy!

I love my job. I love having to tie my hair back and the way my back aches from standing and my wrists hurt from genache. I love decorating and macarrons, even when I don't think I can expell one more macadoom from my macawomb without just crying. I'm learning so much everyday. This job is perfect.

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew LiveJournal Username Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ew... How unsanitary.*dances a jig on a dead man's chest* Cutlass or pistol? CutlassPistolTorpedoHeat vision What is the name of your pirate ship? Where is your secret pirate base? Jolly Pirate IslandTreasure IslandPleasure IslandIsland of DoomGilligan's IslandWindfall Island What kind of loot do you prefer? Pieces of eight!Bling!Babes!Booze!Crowns and scepters!Target giftcards! What do you and your crew prefer to be called? Freebooters!Swashbucklers!Corsairs!Seadogs!Desperados!Pirates, of course! Parrot or monkey? ParrotMonkeyUnicornKittenT-Rex Argh! Ahoy, matey!Avast!Shiver me timbers!I'll see you to Davy Jones!Argh! Ack! Gah! *thud* Your capable first mate sweetbabyjane_ Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold meaning_full The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past jamanleyx Is always the first one into the fray homo_moment Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship grrarghing Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog _coherent Is currently in Davy Jones's locker penguin85 The amount of money you make as a pirate $158,951 This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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I love this emoticon- so squishy.

Comments

[clio-the-muse.livejournal.com]

Ooh...a job as a pastry chef? Sounds fucking awesome.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

It totally is. I have decorated German Chocolate Cake and survived. I am a woman now.

[maude.livejournal.com]

Too bad PIRATES SUCK!!

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Too bad you're ugly...

[homo-moment.livejournal.com]

YARG- i'm a firebrand

[x-los.livejournal.com]

One might even say... a wild and firey gypsy queen?

[penguin85.livejournal.com]

Damn. I'm fucking dead, man.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! That job is perfect for you.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And yeah, you so dead.

[debatertwig67.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THE BONO FAIRY! I wish I'd wake up and just randomly find U2-War or some other awesome U2 album in my collection suddenly...that'd be so cool, and not too far-fetched to actually happen.

p.s. your macadoom/macawomb message was the best thing that's happened to my voicemail since stephen singing most of "Camptown Races"

[x-los.livejournal.com]

I love blessing voicemail! I'm like the voicemail Madonna, immaculatley concieving MADNESS!

heh, oops, where did U2 come from?

Muzak

[scallopfyodor.livejournal.com]

Erin, did you ever get the package I sent you?

Re: Muzak

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did, thank you so much! Would you like their other CD in the mail, or when I go home, or just no?