But Meg would be a sucky Naval Officer!

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Saw Taming of the Shrew. Am v. ambivalent about the production.

Oh. AND I'M A PASTRY CHEF! I'M A FUCKING REAL PASTRY CHEF! Thanks, New Pioneer Co-Op, for your 20% discount on all food now that you employ me, and your Cheese Ho who recently went Vegan, and The Bono Fairy.

Sue: Where did this U2 CD come from?
Laura, mystically: It was the Bono fairy!

I love my job. I love having to tie my hair back and the way my back aches from standing and my wrists hurt from genache. I love decorating and macarrons, even when I don't think I can expell one more macadoom from my macawomb without just crying. I'm learning so much everyday. This job is perfect.

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew LiveJournal Username Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ew... How unsanitary.*dances a jig on a dead man's chest* Cutlass or pistol? CutlassPistolTorpedoHeat vision What is the name of your pirate ship? Where is your secret pirate base? Jolly Pirate IslandTreasure IslandPleasure IslandIsland of DoomGilligan's IslandWindfall Island What kind of loot do you prefer? Pieces of eight!Bling!Babes!Booze!Crowns and scepters!Target giftcards! What do you and your crew prefer to be called? Freebooters!Swashbucklers!Corsairs!Seadogs!Desperados!Pirates, of course! Parrot or monkey? ParrotMonkeyUnicornKittenT-Rex Argh! Ahoy, matey!Avast!Shiver me timbers!I'll see you to Davy Jones!Argh! Ack! Gah! *thud* Your capable first mate sweetbabyjane_ Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold meaning_full The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past jamanleyx Is always the first one into the fray homo_moment Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship grrarghing Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog _coherent Is currently in Davy Jones's locker penguin85 The amount of money you make as a pirate $158,951 This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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I love this emoticon- so squishy.