AVEC SPOILERS FOR THE BFA 'MASTER'
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x_losAh, the BFA audio Master: I will review it more fully inna bit. Suffice it to say I've been dividing my day between studying for the Kareinina final, taking care of Rachel and Mike's rats, dealing with the Home Inspection and listening to the audio.
Inspector Character: Your maid's hot. Do you think you might like Human Wimmins?
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: Um. No. I totally don't care at all. It's never even occurred to me to care. /Really./
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: So you and this 'Master' used to be... close?
Seven: That's not important right now.
Seven: So the Master never loved or cared about anyone ever, but I think you could love this Jacqueline person. Do you?!
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: Um. I mean, not in the way where I in any way care? But she makes me laugh. At her more than with her. But I /guess/ you could construe that as a positive attachment?
Seven: *construes hard*
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: Hey, Re: my apparently never having loved or cared for anyone. That seems kind of... not true, given that whole thing earlier where when we were children I killed someone just for hurting you. And that whole thing where we ran around loling in the flashback and seemed to be planning to run away together in a Hetero Man-Love Not Eloping At All Totally Cousins or Something...Okay, Having A Great Deal of Sex way. Are you sure you're not being desperately naive or taking serious advantage of the frame narrative structure?
Seven: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. Look, a woman! LOVE IT!
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: ...I think I understand why I have this lingering desire to smack you leaking through.
Inspector Character: Your maid's hot. Do you think you might like Human Wimmins?
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: Um. No. I totally don't care at all. It's never even occurred to me to care. /Really./
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: So you and this 'Master' used to be... close?
Seven: That's not important right now.
Seven: So the Master never loved or cared about anyone ever, but I think you could love this Jacqueline person. Do you?!
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: Um. I mean, not in the way where I in any way care? But she makes me laugh. At her more than with her. But I /guess/ you could construe that as a positive attachment?
Seven: *construes hard*
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: Hey, Re: my apparently never having loved or cared for anyone. That seems kind of... not true, given that whole thing earlier where when we were children I killed someone just for hurting you. And that whole thing where we ran around loling in the flashback and seemed to be planning to run away together in a Hetero Man-Love Not Eloping At All Totally Cousins or Something...Okay, Having A Great Deal of Sex way. Are you sure you're not being desperately naive or taking serious advantage of the frame narrative structure?
Seven: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. Look, a woman! LOVE IT!
John Smith!Fobwatched!Master: ...I think I understand why I have this lingering desire to smack you leaking through.
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Re: Trying this again Part I
Date: 2008-05-02 04:22 pm (UTC)That'd make for a really entertaining fic!
Where would you put this in Master!continuity? I was assuming it *was* crispy!Master, since it's Beevers (and because of the references to disfigurement), but it could also be post-Ainley or post-Roberts. Post-Ainley would make the most sense for Seven, I guess.
Yeah, I went with post-Ainley. Though that annoyed me, b/c from the outfit I thought Ainley!Master died in Enemy Within.
If we really push the whole 'this is all the Doctor's made-up story' thing, maybe Jaqueline is his Mary-Sue?</>
Oh, especially good given that, Victor aside, Jacqueline seems to be John's real best friend in the town, and he loves her in the friend way (I'll believe that, though not romantically), and so that best friendship would, for badfic!writer Doctor, just blossom into romantic love that could save the Master from his evil ways, wouldn't it?! (Please to be ignoring the fact that it didn't work the first time) Man, Seven, stop writing that fanfic in your head...