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[x_los]

Fanfic I wrote when I was twelve and thirteen and edited when I was thirteen and fourteen is way, way too funny to be believed. Some of the lines are just achingly bad. Tried to reread it (I'd forgotten what happens) and couldn't get past a) the font and b) the line "Mourn not the hypocrite." It's just so frigging EPIC and crushingly ponderous. I could delete it, but then it's such a landmark to the girl I was at 12, and should be preserved as something she, this person almost totally seperaate from me, was rather proud of. I almost wouldn't feel I had a right to.

I am in love:
http://cuteoverload.com/
See the baby hedgehog on unusual animals. Oh my god. The entire site. I can't even deal.

also... way too amused by this:


The Pretentious Elite - You may be part of what
other micro-goths call "The Inner
Circle". You are very into the music and
known for being a "obscure band name
dropper". You dress in high-end corsets,
well made & tailored designer clothing ect. You
are often spotted in either dark corner near
the dance floor with a few others "in the
circle", or leaning on the bar sipping a
martini and perhaps smoking a clove. Your
always dressed well and may dawn a few black or
silver crucifixes around your waist, wrist and
neck, perhaps even some fishnets to show
support of your true roots.


Elite Goth Quiz
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not as funny, but meme stollen from Brit

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Comments

[penguin85.livejournal.com]

Shut up, my 13 year old writing is stuff like "She walked over to him. She sat down. She was worried."

[x-los.livejournal.com]

oh my god, at least that's not:

"Your girl queen is dead. She thought blankly. She was dead when you met her, and didn’t yet know it. Mourn not the hypocrite. Most heartbreaking of all was that Luke, who she cared about in a deep, strange way she couldn't fully fathom, would twist into something unrecognizable. Something dark. She would loose him to a greater enemy than death, one with the power to violate his soul. He had always been stronger than her, but the weakness in his fair eyes was palpable, and she worried for his very soul. A tear escaped and ran unnoticed down her cheek."

Tell me you didn't throw up a little bit in your mouth right now. And it's all so achinging DADDYISSUES!LOVEMEEEEI'm13...

Come. On. I should be so, so shot. I like two lines in the entire story, one of them being "How did you grow up?" "Ironically."