x_los | A Modern Reinterpretation of the Demeter-Persephone Myth

This is a story about the mother of AMERICAN soldier Jessica Lynch. Mother and Daughter shared a strong bond- that shared by any red blooded AMERICAN mommy and her little girl. They spent every day together in the garden, tending the flora. Jessica went off to the war, leaving her poor mother alone. While over seas, Jessica was captured. Her mother was heart broken, refusing to get out of bed. The roses withered and DIED without the mother's Tender Touch. The mother traveled over seas to search for her beloved Jessica Lynch. After three months, the Iraqi perverts became bored with raping Jessica Lynch, and left her in the dessert to DIE. Her mother found her. The reunion was joyous. At home, the roses were rejuvenated. When Jessica Lynch leaves for duty every year, her mother, whose entire life is childcare because she is not important enough to live for herself, lets the roses wither. When JEssica Lynch is restored to her, together they restore the garden to hearty American health. God Bless America!

...I'm dead serious.