'Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?': Harsh Truths About Kanye West

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Because I /said/ I would.

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Me: you know what makes NO sense?
the Kanye song lyric 'I put the pussy in a sarcophagus'
the word means 'eater of flesh', suggesting, as does the word 'in', an act of enclosure, and more threateningly that the pussy will be consumed--but I do not think Kanye means to suggest he will eat this woman out
I think he speaks of the pleasure his penis will give, but the imagery is flawed--perhaps this is his hidden desire to be sexually subservient leaking through, as indicated by the following line 'head of the class, and she just want a swallow-ship'--read as is, it is about her oral sex skills, but given 'sarcophagus', it becomes about him swallowing. Also maybe Kanye just needs like, an editor

Mez: ...omg
...I
what
ahahhahahahahahah
ERIN STOP LISTENING TO KANYE

Me: but he's a motherfucking monster ;_;

Mez: turn off the lights in here, erin

Me: WAIT
WAIT
OH MY GOD
HOW FREUDIAN
AND IN LINE WITH MY DOMINATION THEORY
IS BEING A MOTHER
FUCKING
MONSTER

Mez: ...HE'S
HE DOESN'T FUCK HIS MUM!

Me: Mez, you simpleton, EVERYBODY knows he's a mother-fucking monster.

Mez: NO ERIN
I judge you
and also kanye
THAT'S RIGHT, JUDGUMS IS BACK

Me: ahahahaha
you SHOULD judge him
the things he thinks about his mom

Mez: SHUT UP ERIN
YOU SUCK

Me: are truly worthy of condemnation
NO, BUT KANYE DOES
AND MAYBE THIS MYSTERIOUS WOMAN (HIS MOTHER?!)

Mez: HE DOES NOT
SHAME ON YOU
/SHAME/

Me: THIS IS LIKE WHEN IT WAS MAYBE THE DOCTOR'S MOTHER IN END OF TIME... complete bullshit.

Mez: /SHAME!!!/
WHATEVER that bit was awesome
another thing you're wrong about
sad for you

Me: ahahahahhaha
brb, writing a paper called 'Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?': Harsh Truths About Kanye West