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[x_los]

There's ice between here and home, and I don't feel up to battling my cough, my bald tires, or my sad, sad lack of driving skillz. I guess I'm staying here for the weekend. I have sent Binny out on a Mission from God to find both my misspent youth and a kiwi. My grandma says the kiwi is magical and will make my problems go away. Binny adds the kiwi will not cure my crack addiction. Sad, but true. Jenny knows just how magical the kiwi is. Binny just fell in the crack between my breasts. Oh, the Freudian slip and how it keeps on giving.

But yes, Binny will obtain foodstuffs and I will try to do some homework.

Binney says: Hi. I just had Lucky Charms. Perhaps Erin's misspent youth is in the cereal aisle. Hmmm... She agrees. Maybe I'll get her Count Chocula, because she said her mom wouldn't let her have that as a child (!), but then she said she thought it was too sweet. Maybe I'll get it for her, and than eat it myself. ^_^ Dunno. I'm not paying for groceries, so what do I care?! ~dance~

Aaaand we now return you to your regularly scheduled ***ing.

*Racial slur deleted for more delicate readers

Erin again. Don't really have anything else to contribute. Showering now. Free Mars.

OMG my 'blah' emotikitten is nihilistic! It just shows up as a little x! noooo!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_coherent/]

poo on you, not waiting to shower.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

yeah, but I'm so clean!