Or I could not... *EDIT* And my new life-mission.

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I really should make a graph of White's plotting of the ideological approaches to Russian History, as presented to me in Ostrowski's "A Metahistorical Anlaysis: Hayden White and Four Narratives of 'Russian' History," just to get a visual understanding of it, and b/c Poe has a bit of a thing for graphs (He keeps trying to make them half-pony/half-monkey monsters, but those crazy kids just can't make it work.).

Mode of Explanation / Mode of Emplotment / Mode of Ideological Implication / Tropology

Organicist / Comedy, Spring / Conservatism / Synecdochic
Mechanist / Tragedy, Fall / Radical / Metonymic
Contextualist / Satire, Winter / Liberal / Ironic
Formist / Romance, Summer / Anarchism / Metaphoric

It's just that the idea of doing so kind of makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth. After this I'm going to read an Us Weekly or something, just to attain balance. I don't even like Us Suckly, I just feel too pretentious now.

*EDIT*

Guys. GUYS. A mission to eat the Pizza-Kone is a mission to DESTINY. http://food.yahoo.com/blog/sliceamerica/3495/the-newest-fast-food-trend
HALF PIZZA! HALF ICE CREAM CONE! ALL FOOOOOOOD!

*cough* So yeah, that's in Kansas City. And soon as I get the gas and time, so am I.