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[x_los]

My grandpa is all alone on Thanksgiving. This is what happens when you molester your children.

I'm thinking of dyeing my hair with henna. I found some good, pure dye really cheap at the World Harvest and bought it. Problem: The results of henna dye are highly variable. While I suspect from past experience it would only slightly redden my hair, there's a chance the change might be somewhat dramatic, and the results are semi-permanent.

I have a lot of red highlights naturally, and get blond streaks in the summer, loosing them and having much darker hair in the winter. Knowing this, and knowing my coloring, I'm wondering if I would look good more red-tinged, or if it would just make my face look funny. It's one thing to want red hair; it's another to carry it off well. And maybe darker hair slims this rather rounded face? I don't know, and continue to debate.

To auburn or not to auburn, that is the question. For whether it is nobler in my eyes to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous coloration issues...

Boy, my aunt's side of the family brings the scantily clad. And the Ethnic. And the mole sauce. But the Skanky!Boring!Girl is just irritating me with her vapid stare and failure to change expression throughout my Uncle's showing of Thumb Wars. It's not the funniest thing in the universe, but come on, a smile? A cessation of "This is weird" and "I don't understand this" comments? Please, give me something redeemable.

I should poke her and see if she makes noise.

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[blinkidybah.livejournal.com]

OMG THE "M" WORD!! "and then they ask if it was good touch or bad touch, and you say good touch.. no, wait, bad touch. "


i know it's not funny but that's the first thing i thought of.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

hehehe, exactly why I used molester as a verb