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x_losIn Mexico, I saw lots of cool museums/murals/palaces/temples, and waaaaaaay too much of my family. They dragged me with them and gave me no privacy at all. To quote Kim, my stepfather: "I think there's less crime in Mexico city because I see fewer black people." Me: "Hey Grande Gringo, back in the colonial era this place was 80% indigenous, 10% Spanish and 10% black. Thus a LOT of the people here are what you might call mulatto. You coulnd't work for years to say anything stupider or more offensive!" Kim:... Shuttup! And the worst part is, he said in in a boat on the floating gardens, in FULL HEARING of the english speaking boatmen, TO our English speaking indigenous tour guide.
I really wanted to push him off the boat.
Oh, and later... Kim: We should just make Iraq the fifty first state! He tried to tell me that Hollywood is controlled by a Jewish Conspiracy. Me: "I'm an eighth Jewish. When do I get in on my one-eighth of the action?"
He's a lawyer. A SUCCESSFUL one.
I sometimes question whether my life is an elaborately staged situation comedy. I mean, Kim, at times, is just unreal
I really wanted to push him off the boat.
Oh, and later... Kim: We should just make Iraq the fifty first state! He tried to tell me that Hollywood is controlled by a Jewish Conspiracy. Me: "I'm an eighth Jewish. When do I get in on my one-eighth of the action?"
He's a lawyer. A SUCCESSFUL one.
I sometimes question whether my life is an elaborately staged situation comedy. I mean, Kim, at times, is just unreal
