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So I'm doing a bit of a Fic Of My Childhood tour today. I've loved a lot of Stuff Avec Developed Fandoms over the years, but few fandoms are as venerable and well developed as Sherlockiana.

Today, I remembered The Case of the Haunted Hospital! I used to LOVE this fic! Warning: you will have to descend into the pit of voles for this one.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/524944/1/The_Case_of_the_Haunted_Hospital

Ah, Victorian Prose (tm). Ah, the rich waft of English Cheese--not rare, no, but pure. I still smiled while rereading this--but now I wonder if the issue that sparks the confrontation--i.e. that Holmes is regularly condescending and it demeans and emasculates Watson, who's a perfectly clever, brave man, deserving of respect and decent treatment--should have been further dealt with. The Revelation!!-->sex arc is a clear one, but has Holmes been behaving in this way because:

1) that's just how he rolls--it's social awkwardness, he treats everyone like this?
2) Because he cares for Watson and thus expects him to be operating on his level intellectually and gets frustrated when he isn't?
3) Because he feels like the one more invested in their relationship (as his stated annoyance about the marriage would suggest, and indeed Watson's willingness to marry at all in the fic's universe), and is cruel or demeaning to maintain emotional parity?

If it's the last, then he'll be able to ease up now that Happy Ending has been reached. If it's the first two, it'll only become more of a strain on Watson in the light of the changes that have taken place by the fic's end.

Also, there can't be enough uses of the word 'catamite.' ...well okay, any use is possibly too many. BUT STILL!

Though:

"For I don't believe I should be able to stop if this proceeds any further." --god, fic trope--why so stupid? It has been said before*, but: MY PENIS IS LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE, AND WHEN YOU LET IT CHUG-A-LUG ALONG YOUR TRACKS, WHY, THERE IS NO STOPPING IT!! THOSE WHO GET IN THE WAY MEET TERRRRRRIBLE FATES!! BENEATH THE NEVER-CEASING WHEELS OF MY LOVE...

I guess the root appeal of it is that it depicts desire as overwhelming and denaturing--very Sublime. There is an uncomfortable connotation of rapey-ness here, but that's been discussed before, and better, by others. And why talk about that already dealt-with aspect when we can talk about Bad Art? There are surely more interesting ways to talk about the ways desire has undone a highly ordered character like Holmes--sex is always an alien experience to someone who hasn't ever had it (as the fic implies Holmes has not). And on top of the essentially overwhelming introduction of sexuality in taboo conditions in a highly sex-negative society, you have a character who might feel his very identity challenged by the introduction of a sexual relationship--even one he really wants--into his life.

I don't know why feeling he COULD NOT STOP his locopenis would not TERRIFY Homles-the-intensely-self-directed-control-freak even more than it could Wanton Watson over there (who after all Knows the Ladies of Three Continents...).

* In terms of criticism, not in terms of 'this is a thing many (fictional) ladiez say about my (meta-fictional)** penis.'

** It is a fictional penis ABOUT a fictional penis!! Sometimes I am so deep I give myself the bends.

Date: 2010-07-13 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blinkidybah.livejournal.com
locopenis is the BEST WORD EVER.

Date: 2010-07-14 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
It's just so much more modern and effective than horse-drawn!penis.

Date: 2010-07-13 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanestlunatic.livejournal.com
Personally, I just want to know how Watson manages to penetrate Holmes and lick him at the same time. Maybe I'm not familiar with his secret past as a Victorian contortionist, but it just seems like it shouldn't work.

(My guess for the emotional conflict is 2, with a bit of 1 on the side.)

LOCOPENIS. (The mental image of a penis being crushed beneath a locomotive made me cringe.)

Date: 2010-07-14 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
Okay, I think MAYBE this could happen for you, but your lags would have to be in a pretty weird position? link, in front of you/UNDER the person being penetrated? With the person on top of them? I think it helps that there's some distance between the penis-tip and the anus...wow, this is not the best linguistic start my morning has ever had, no.

Date: 2010-07-13 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com
If lit crit were always this entertaining, everyone would want to read!

Date: 2010-07-14 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
Awwwwh.

Date: 2010-07-13 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] innocentsmith.livejournal.com
My reaction to the locopenis (which is a tremendous portmanteau word, you = genius) is always to go, "O RLY, you couldn't stop under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES?" and then be thrown out of the moment by imagining all the things that would totally stop proceedings immediately. Like, what if Mycroft walked in? Wearing a yellow-polka dot bikini? And holding hands with Moriarty, who was similarly attired and playing a kazoo? WHAT THEN, huh?

I would definitely read distressed-at-being-undone-by-passion!Holmes.

Date: 2010-07-14 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
THEN I think you'd have a damn heart attack and the stopping would be beyond all mortal control.

I think I HAVE read him resenting forgetting things to remember details about Watson--impressions of the soil in a particular part of Dover for how his skin feels, etc. And that was interesting, and v. particular to his character as an issue.

Date: 2010-07-16 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] innocentsmith.livejournal.com
There you are, then. I suppose an another response to the could not stop, under any circumstances thing is: Wow, really? Like a stick insect? Though I'm not sure that's quite as gruesome and moodkilling as Mycroft/Moriarty, really.

(I once read a Holmes/Watson fic where Moriarty had captured them both, and was going to kill Holmes or something but was giving them a moment to say goodbye. Which they employed by having mad passionate FT sex, of course, but the really scarring thing was that Moriarty kept popping back in, like, "And now, Mr. Hol....oh, you're busy. Still. Um. Muahaha? Right, I'll just...give you two another couple minutes." Like, THREE TIMES this happens in the course of the sexing, and of course in the story he was all leering and threatening and insinuating, but it was so very unintimidating when he kept going ahead and bowing out to give them more time for hot gay mansex and pledges of eternal love. I never quite stopped WTFing over that.)

I think I HAVE read him resenting forgetting things to remember details about Watson

Ooh, this one? I love that one - so short, but so effective.

Date: 2010-07-19 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
Yes! This is the one I was remembering!

Date: 2010-07-14 04:08 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] blackletter
Hey, I read your Discworld fics ages ago and didn't know it! (Well, I knew that I read the Discworld fics, but I didn't know it was *you*.)

Date: 2010-07-14 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
Ooooh no, this? is not teenage!Erin. Teenage!Erin is far, FAR more embarrassing than this. This is just fic she LIKED.

Date: 2010-07-14 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blinkidybah.livejournal.com
Aww, little Teenage!Erin fic was cute XP Remember that Star Wars fic?

Date: 2010-07-14 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
NO, I DO NOT!!!

Date: 2010-07-17 03:01 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] blackletter
And I *fail* the reading comprehension test!

(This learns me to try to respond to LJ after a long day's drive.)

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