x_los | Hung Parliament vs. Well-Hung Parliament

Instead of the Liberal Democrats-Conservative Coalition (ewwwww), can we just have a Parliament comprised of Parliament Funkadelic? There are certainly enough fucking members.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

Please feel free to consider these to be the Funky versions of politicians you know and... know.

In such a case I /would/ be obliged to Make My Funk the P-Funk. David Cameron as Sir Nose.*

* Wiki reminds us that in P-Funk mythology: "Sir Nose attempts to end the Funk because he is too cool to dance. He is the master of the Placebo Syndrome, which causes unFunkiness (a combination of stupidity and no dancing). His goal is to place the minds of all humanity into a state called the Zone of Zero Funkativity."**

BUT WHO IS OUR STARCHILD?! Surely not the dully departed Brown?

NSFW:

http://lolitics-meme.livejournal.com/601.html#comments <-- the uk politics anonymous fic mem

http://lolitics-meme.livejournal.com/601.html?thread=183129#t183129 <--unholy proof that cameron/clegg exists

http://lolitics-meme.livejournal.com/601.html?thread=8537#t8537-->hilarious epistolary fic between Clegg and Vince Cable.