Umlaut! Bop wa do wop, give it up, yeah, umlaut!

Vienna: oh you don’t HAVE to speak German ha ha in your own time
Munich, so far: git gut, mein bitch. You want a room key? ONLY IF YOU CAN REMEMBER HOW THE UMLAUT SOUNDS. 

Also wow you could be a little more subtle about only pressing brown visitors on their passport information, München Airport, jfc.