Xue Yang Consumes A Pound of Skittles A Day and Doesn't Notice Whether That's the Candy or Coricidin

excaliburedpan ‘had a very long conversation about what party drugs a modern AU murder twink Xue Yang would be doing on the daily’, when she might simply have had a much shorter conversation about the ones he wouldn’t. 

 

excaliburedpan believes he would be partial to ‘the Glasgow favourite of poppers and coke’, and the budget option, Skittles. aralias suggested he might not be able to afford them, but Xue Yang’s commitment to candy every day surely surpasseth all such understanding. 

 

Every time Xue Yang sees the 'you wouldn't steal a car' ad he goes out and steals a car, just to show the DVD. excaliburedpan suggests that Xue Yang (the Untamed's Greebo) leaves these outside Song Lan's house to frame him for grand theft auto in a long game bid to fuck Song Lan’s boyfriend. Song Lan suggests this to Xiao Xincheng, who insists that “Xue Yang wouldn’t do that, he's a sweet dude! He took care of me when I was sick, he kept making me soup!” 

 

“Was the soup drugged?” 

 

“…oh he wouldn’t—”