Her hair's so big because it's full of SECRETS!!

I suppose you could just do this on my lj, but is that as fun? Ask me anything anonymously! Though if it's just 'why are you such a bitch?' I'm going to be slightly disappointed at the lack of originality. I mean I could hear that five times on a morning commute on the tube* (if this wasn't London, where people are only chubby because they eat their feelings).


*Possibly I should consider /not/ elbowing children in the face to get to the open seat before they do...

Her hair's so big because it's full of SECRETS!!

I suppose you could just do this on my lj, but is that as fun? Ask me anything anonymously! Though if it's just 'why are you such a bitch?' I'm going to be slightly disappointed at the lack of originality. I mean I could hear that five times on a morning commute on the tube* (if this wasn't London, where people are only chubby because they eat their feelings).


*Possibly I should consider /not/ elbowing children in the face to get to the open seat before they do...