Her hair's so big because it's full of SECRETS!!

[x_los]

I suppose you could just do this on my lj, but is that as fun? Ask me anything anonymously! Though if it's just 'why are you such a bitch?' I'm going to be slightly disappointed at the lack of originality. I mean I could hear that five times on a morning commute on the tube* (if this wasn't London, where people are only chubby because they eat their feelings).


*Possibly I should consider /not/ elbowing children in the face to get to the open seat before they do...

Comments

[chickenamu.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say to you that I can't say to your lovely face. :)

[evilawyer.livejournal.com]

Ah, but at least people are taking an interest in your viewpoint, not just pronouncing "You are a bitch" and failing to hear your side.

And keep elbowing those kids! The need to get used to the world. Perhaps you could elbow their entitled mothers who expect you to stand so their kids can wipe their snot all over the seats while you're at it. Or maybe they're all more polite and less entitled in England than they are here. If so, I can see why that would make relocation an attractive option.

[evilawyer.livejournal.com]

I'm not in London, although a meme I once did said it was my city. No surprise there --- I've long since accepted that I am dead inside, except for the snide remarks I occasionally spew. The snark keeps me connected and attached.

Where there is sarcasm, there is life.

Hmm. I think I need an icon saying this.

x_los will be fine, I'm sure, as will aralias, But big cities do eat you up, girls! Even the ones without taxis, like San Francisco.

[x-losfic.livejournal.com]

*is terrified of becoming part of Urban Gumbo*

[vonquixote.livejournal.com]

Good, you have acknowledged that London makes you dead inside. Now you need to get yourself and herself and anyone else you're remotely attached to out before it kills you all.

(I'm just bitter 'cause I live in the bit of the country that people only remember exists in summer)

[x-losfic.livejournal.com]

What's that? I can't hear you till late May at the earliest...

[srevans.livejournal.com]

HEY YOU I am not sure what the community is watching this week-- that list of match-ups might be appropriate about now? I am sarah.the.evans at gmail dot com, if you want to move us talking there. :)