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Apr. 5th, 2006
Makin' Love without the Glove
Apr. 5th, 2006 05:38 amI think they only made the Mel Brooks box set to fuck with me. It has Silent Movie, To Be Or Not To Be, The Twelve Chairs, and, most importantly, Robin Hood, Men In Tights, none of which I have. None of which come on DVD singly. It also has Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part One, High Anxiety and Young Frankenstien, all of which I do have. First of all, where's Spaceballs, and Producers? Second, what sadistic bastard could do this to another living creature? I've never even SEEN Twelve Chairs! Do you know what that feels like?! Why, god, why?
"[Sasha puts on his coat to go out]
Anna Bronski: What's that on your coat?
Sasha: Oh, it's the newest fashion in occupied Warsaw. Jews wear yellow stars, homosexuals wear pink triangles.
Anna Bronski: Sasha! How awful for you!
Sasha: [quietly] I hate it.
Anna Bronski: Now listen, they're rounding up Jews. Are they rounding up...?
Sasha: No, no, so far, so good. Now, don't wait up for me. I've got a hot date with another triangle. "
--To Be Or Not To Be
Also, now own the foruth Harry Potter movie. Love is never having to say "Sorry, we can't see Tom Felton in a suit with just the push of a button." Oh sweet statutory, puberty did right by him.
Danny wants me to write Dumbledore/Harry s&m based on the pushing against the wall scene in GOF. Silly Danny, don't you know I'm busy writing Heather's dirty, dirty Wormtail/Sauraman? It has oooooorcs!
"[Sasha puts on his coat to go out]
Anna Bronski: What's that on your coat?
Sasha: Oh, it's the newest fashion in occupied Warsaw. Jews wear yellow stars, homosexuals wear pink triangles.
Anna Bronski: Sasha! How awful for you!
Sasha: [quietly] I hate it.
Anna Bronski: Now listen, they're rounding up Jews. Are they rounding up...?
Sasha: No, no, so far, so good. Now, don't wait up for me. I've got a hot date with another triangle. "
--To Be Or Not To Be
Also, now own the foruth Harry Potter movie. Love is never having to say "Sorry, we can't see Tom Felton in a suit with just the push of a button." Oh sweet statutory, puberty did right by him.
Danny wants me to write Dumbledore/Harry s&m based on the pushing against the wall scene in GOF. Silly Danny, don't you know I'm busy writing Heather's dirty, dirty Wormtail/Sauraman? It has oooooorcs!
Makin' Love without the Glove
Apr. 5th, 2006 05:38 amI think they only made the Mel Brooks box set to fuck with me. It has Silent Movie, To Be Or Not To Be, The Twelve Chairs, and, most importantly, Robin Hood, Men In Tights, none of which I have. None of which come on DVD singly. It also has Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part One, High Anxiety and Young Frankenstien, all of which I do have. First of all, where's Spaceballs, and Producers? Second, what sadistic bastard could do this to another living creature? I've never even SEEN Twelve Chairs! Do you know what that feels like?! Why, god, why?
"[Sasha puts on his coat to go out]
Anna Bronski: What's that on your coat?
Sasha: Oh, it's the newest fashion in occupied Warsaw. Jews wear yellow stars, homosexuals wear pink triangles.
Anna Bronski: Sasha! How awful for you!
Sasha: [quietly] I hate it.
Anna Bronski: Now listen, they're rounding up Jews. Are they rounding up...?
Sasha: No, no, so far, so good. Now, don't wait up for me. I've got a hot date with another triangle. "
--To Be Or Not To Be
Also, now own the foruth Harry Potter movie. Love is never having to say "Sorry, we can't see Tom Felton in a suit with just the push of a button." Oh sweet statutory, puberty did right by him.
Danny wants me to write Dumbledore/Harry s&m based on the pushing against the wall scene in GOF. Silly Danny, don't you know I'm busy writing Heather's dirty, dirty Wormtail/Sauraman? It has oooooorcs!
"[Sasha puts on his coat to go out]
Anna Bronski: What's that on your coat?
Sasha: Oh, it's the newest fashion in occupied Warsaw. Jews wear yellow stars, homosexuals wear pink triangles.
Anna Bronski: Sasha! How awful for you!
Sasha: [quietly] I hate it.
Anna Bronski: Now listen, they're rounding up Jews. Are they rounding up...?
Sasha: No, no, so far, so good. Now, don't wait up for me. I've got a hot date with another triangle. "
--To Be Or Not To Be
Also, now own the foruth Harry Potter movie. Love is never having to say "Sorry, we can't see Tom Felton in a suit with just the push of a button." Oh sweet statutory, puberty did right by him.
Danny wants me to write Dumbledore/Harry s&m based on the pushing against the wall scene in GOF. Silly Danny, don't you know I'm busy writing Heather's dirty, dirty Wormtail/Sauraman? It has oooooorcs!
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Apr. 5th, 2006 06:15 amIt's all fun and games until someone turns that babysitting box into a treasury of the tools of sexual expirimentation for a femslash.
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