Grossness ahead: turn away, those of you who fear the vagaries of sneezing.

[x_los]

So I had a 9:30 AM appointment with the travel clinic. Out in th parking lot, I got a napkin out to catch a sneeze. The napkin proved unequal to this task. An explosive sneeze dappled my outfit with blood.

I think a normal person's response might have been 'WHY AM I SUDDENLY SNEEZING BLOOD?!' But I was like 'fuck, I should get this out of my clothes quickly so that the doctor will suspect nothing and sign off on that perfectly clean bill of health for the kibbutz.' With the help of the wet wipe in the glove box, I was able to towel down and walk in smiling like the rosy picture of vitality, and not, in fact, like someone who'd just violently and inexplicably expelled blood all over her shirt and skirt.

Thanks, wet wipe. Thanks.

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...

Mrs. Lupin

You like a nice, kind guy with a bit of a fierce streak and you don't mind if he comes damaged. Sure, he may take some convincing since his self-esteem's so low, but once you win him over, you know he's yours for life. Unless of course he has an attack of "I'm not good enough" and runs away, but luckily he's also good at making friends who will push him back into line if necessary.

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But a little fiddling with it got me LULZ:

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...

Mrs. Dumbledore

You like 'em powerful and brilliant. And why not? A guy like this, you can have intelligent conversation with, laugh with, and you know he can protect you. Sure, he may have a weakness for power, but he's got that under control. And sure, he let his sister die, but he learned from that. And sure, he harbors a secret, forbidden love for a man widely known to be his mortal enemy, but...well, no, that's actually a pretty big obstacle. Good luck with that.

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Comments

[aralias.livejournal.com]

why is dumbledore so well toned? he's a dork - he likes learning things, not lifting weights. good hair though and hilarious 'enjoy your life together' speech. it sounds rather like i should have managed that one, but i'm happy being mrs black, so. alls well etc.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

I don't know! Speaking of hair I had that horrible Actual Confrontation With Eight's Hair the other day via an icon, and was totally saddened.

What does it say for Mrs. Black?

[annwnrho.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the sneezing blood I hope you get better soon, Did the clinic give you a clean bill thanks to the wonderful wet wipes? Also I got Mrs Lupin too. (My god that is a freaky picture of Dumbledore right there!) The Dumbledore speech a thing of magic :) (Can I be rude and ask how is Spoilt for Choice going? If not ignore this :))

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm ab fine, thanks, it was just weird! And yes, they think I've never been sick in all of my life ever, so that went fine. :p

You're fine, but it's kind of /not/ going at the moment. Busy with work and such, unfortunately. Ah well.

[aralias.livejournal.com]

it's kind of /not/ going at the moment.

this is not the whle truth though, is it? *hard look* also - look, people love it.

and mrs black was v boring. just - your husband's a bit of a jerk face and your kids will be out of control, but it'll be fun! and i went 'yay, i got sirius! without rigging it! not dudley! phew...' (back in teh day i had an obscene number of sirius icons... no more)

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Hey now, no raised expectations, thus it can come as a pleasant surprise if it works out and a lack of 'Erin Fails to Deliver' if it doesn't. :p

Well at least you're not the she-Dursley. x_x

Sirius is a perfectly respectable husband! Entirely fun.

[sweetevangeline.livejournal.com]

Oh, no! I'm Mrs. Longbottom!

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Ah! AH! ahahahahahaha.

[heather-macleod.livejournal.com]

Dumbledore is such a Muscle Mary.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

*looks that up on Urban Dictionary* Ahahahahah. Yes.

[heather-macleod.livejournal.com]

Also: Mrs. Harry Potter, wtf??
But I LOL'd:
Just be prepared to name your kids after everyone he's ever lost, because he's got a bit of an obsession about the past.