Betas ain't shit but hos and tricks.
Apr. 29th, 2008 05:01 pmHave beta'd 3 (soon to be 4! fics today). Feel v. smirkily self-congratulatory. Bring it.
And by it I mean the Kareinina final tomorrow. shitfuck. At least the Professor likes my thinkingstuffs, my grade on the last final was as unfathomably sweet as it was undeserved. I thought I'd flunked it. I was tired when I took it and wandered off into a diatribe about behaviorism, and then stumbled into a ravine of hardcore Freudian analysis of Underground Man for no. good. reason. I don't even like Freudian analysis. Still, her tolerance for my bullshit bodes well. I think she grades me highly b/c the essays are so batshit and she must be somewhat entertained by my Sudden Urgent NEED to compare Tolstoy to Shakespearian romantic comedies in terms of cultural models in societies with high divorce rates mid-exam (I LOVE Shakespeare with every ounce of my sad nrd heart, but he, or actually? the genre he sometimes worked in, really could stop rom-com representing marriage as absolute completion and thus as death, thx). Everything I turn in for her is so 'My crack, let me show u et! Let me show you my crack!'
PLAY FEST TONIGHT! Everyone I know ever is acting or directing or producing or running around screaming just to feel included. Thank god I'm not committed to doing a damn thing for it , I'd be srs ded of busy. Though acting such epic lines as 'Um. Chickezie has AIDS." in years past will live forever in treasured memory. Nature's first suck is gold. Its hardest hue to hold, apparently, as Eli writes like, really good plays now, according to friends who have class with him? Wtf? How do you move from That Play With The Basketball Player to rocking work about clockwork marionette builders and existentialism in the space of three years? Hats off to Eli, I guess.
And by it I mean the Kareinina final tomorrow. shitfuck. At least the Professor likes my thinkingstuffs, my grade on the last final was as unfathomably sweet as it was undeserved. I thought I'd flunked it. I was tired when I took it and wandered off into a diatribe about behaviorism, and then stumbled into a ravine of hardcore Freudian analysis of Underground Man for no. good. reason. I don't even like Freudian analysis. Still, her tolerance for my bullshit bodes well. I think she grades me highly b/c the essays are so batshit and she must be somewhat entertained by my Sudden Urgent NEED to compare Tolstoy to Shakespearian romantic comedies in terms of cultural models in societies with high divorce rates mid-exam (I LOVE Shakespeare with every ounce of my sad nrd heart, but he, or actually? the genre he sometimes worked in, really could stop rom-com representing marriage as absolute completion and thus as death, thx). Everything I turn in for her is so 'My crack, let me show u et! Let me show you my crack!'
PLAY FEST TONIGHT! Everyone I know ever is acting or directing or producing or running around screaming just to feel included. Thank god I'm not committed to doing a damn thing for it , I'd be srs ded of busy. Though acting such epic lines as 'Um. Chickezie has AIDS." in years past will live forever in treasured memory. Nature's first suck is gold. Its hardest hue to hold, apparently, as Eli writes like, really good plays now, according to friends who have class with him? Wtf? How do you move from That Play With The Basketball Player to rocking work about clockwork marionette builders and existentialism in the space of three years? Hats off to Eli, I guess.
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Date: 2008-04-29 10:59 pm (UTC)endings can still suck it, though. >(
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Date: 2008-04-29 11:03 pm (UTC)Yeah, endings DO suck it. One of my steady betas called me the other day on always ending things in the middle of a sex scene whenever I thought I had a line I could just get away with ending on. And...she was totally correct. Tragically. But I think you're gold if we have like two more paragraphs there! They're just paragraphs I don't envy you for having to write...b/c they sound hard.
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Date: 2008-04-29 11:07 pm (UTC)people who aren't melosers, apparently. But I can totally see Ten just being like "Yeah, we'll take care of it after this - oh, shit, is that a Dalek over there? Wait, okay, after that, then..." and just never getting around to it. I just hope that I communicated that in a non-sucky way.Also, what's your opinion on using British spellings, just out of curiosity?
For me, your question = 'What are your thoughts on Yaoi?!'
Date: 2008-04-29 11:24 pm (UTC)Also, what's your opinion on using British spellings, just out of curiosity?
...Is 'traveling' spelled 'travelling' if you come from the other side of the pond? Am I a moron who just now got that? /dammit/.
Generally: I don't bother to Brit-standardize my spelling anymore than it already is from reading an excess of British books as a kid, and I let spell check catch even most of that.
To me unless it's a glaring mistake like some American-dialect thing creeping in, it doesn't ever throw me off as a reader, and it would almost seem a bit like appropriation to me to go to great lengths to seem as if I were English with spelling, rather than that I was in fact writing characters who speak with English dialect and thus say words I wouldn't?
In the end,
To be fair, the show itself does weird things with accent and dialect: Jack speaks British English with an American accent, as did Peri, and their American accents are 1) atemporal, a la someone in the South in War Games seeming to think they were in the 1930s or 2) occasionally terrible, especially when they try for a region, a la New York or the Amorphous South in Daleks in Manhattan ("Ah kame uhp throo Mee-sore-ugh!" my callipygous ass, I have NEVER heard my state pronounced like Eliza Doolittle was trying to mouth it around marbles of condescension to quite such effect).
I'm not saying 'and so my fic spelling will suxs0r to get revenge, muahahahaha!' but, TLDR, I don't think British spellings are necessary.
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Date: 2008-04-29 11:34 pm (UTC)I think my tendency to use British spellings comes from the time I spent in HP fandom, when the BNFs were ridiculously anal about having EVERYTHING be properly British. For me, using British spellings in a British fandom makes sense - but I've also noticed that nobody really does it (except for the Brits). I think it sort of helps me get into the right frame of mind for proper syntax and whatnot. I try to make it British because the show sounds British - it's part of how I hear the characters in my head.
Someone needs to tell them to hire American actors to play Americans, kthxbai. Jack can stay, but my ears kind of bleed every other time there's an "American" on the show (case in point, genius boy from last week's episode). And, God, Peri. WTF were you thinking, BBC?
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Date: 2008-04-29 11:39 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-04-30 03:48 am (UTC)Okay, I'll buy you on spelling leading naturally into the syntax. That's a really good point, actually. I mean I don't necessarily approve of anal BNFs mocking a lack of u's, but I can totally get behind adding Brit spellings s part of a gestalt character voice.
I /have/ caught Word trying to pull that bullshit! wtf, word, can't you have a pluralistic dictionary that accounts for variant spellings of words within languages? I shudder to think of how you deal with continental vs. new world Spanishes if you can't even get your act together re: theater vs theatre.
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Date: 2008-04-30 03:56 am (UTC)Well, I guess it assumes that if you're going to be writing in British English, you'll have the spellchecker/dictionary set to British English. (The same goes for the different dialects of Spanish?) Though you'd think it would be simple enough to account for dialectic differences like that.
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:04 am (UTC)PFFFT. Honestly? who /says/ that? Eugh! There's an obvious difference of narrative effect (voice of narration, narrator reliability, ability to have a slightly-detached view of the narrator without committing to omniscient third head jumping or first-person putting blinders on, etc.), and the narrative's saturation level in that character shifts when that observed person assumes the burden of narration. Wow. Also are they plugging writing in first over writing in close third? Um. why?
Yeah, I just wan a pan-English dictionary that lets me use British and American words and spelling with impunity. Word is always all up on my case for British wordchoice too, and I don't feel like dictionary-hopping just b/c in like, original fic or something I wanted a British word or two despite writing story with generally American spelling/words.
So yeah: I guess I want the American option, the British option and the Pan-English option, which sounds anal, but surely just /layering/ the dictionaries on top of each other or something can't be impossible?
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:12 am (UTC)Yet another reason why I don't write original fiction, I guess. *sigh* Nobody ever tells me to change my point of view when I write nonfiction. (And I think my fic wound up being so damn long just to secretly prove to my portfolio professor that I can do well in longer pieces, not that she'll ever see it.)
You'd think it wouldn't be too difficult - even just combining them should be perfectly feasible, though I'm admittedly not a computer programmer. I don't see why they wouldn't program Word to load more than one dictionary at the same time, anyway. What if you're writing in two languages? I mean, okay, so the vast majority of people using it don't, but how hard could it be to tack the added functionality on?
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:05 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:25 pm (UTC)I even get fic readers who are like, 'lulz I hate third omniscient 4eva, why are you writing in it?' And okay, so if there's a big chunk that's confusing, I can work on /that/ or fix it? But is it just me or is it entirely invalid to negate an entire perspective choice? I really don't think I can/don't want to write in anything but om-3rd: it just does more work for me, I want in everybody at all times, both as a reader and a writer.
No dis to Megan's limited third, it really IS great for characterization, I'm just not in love with it for a /long/ narrative? Esp. if the genre is romance or something of that nature, wherein you need all parties emotions both to fill up the story or to give depth to both sides of the story. Otherwise you've written Jane Eyre. And I love that book, but there's been like, a century. Things happen with opaque characterization in that which you'd get called on today. Move the fuck on, lit establishment.
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:39 pm (UTC)I've seen those POV complaints myself, and they're hilarious! I've gotten "OMG 1st person is inherently unreadable!" and "3rd person is boring and lame and it's impossible to do anything new or good with it," and "2nd person = HATE," (granted I find it the hardest to work with, but I've seen good work done in it). At a certain point, you wonder if it's actually possible to write in any POV at all, or if they're all useless crap. ;)
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Date: 2008-04-30 03:55 pm (UTC)But romantic comedy taught me that marriage is awesome because it eradicates your personality and turns you into a faceless part of a dual entity who has no individual hobbies, space, or opinions! What possible harm can that do?
Aw, Shakespeare, you so nihilistic!
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Date: 2008-04-30 04:38 pm (UTC)Oh man, the other day in class, covering Crime and Punishment:
Prof: "Class: do you read Sexual Tension between Svidrigailov's wife and Dunya?"
Class: *uncomfortable silence*
Me: *hand shooting up* "While we're queer reading, Razuminkin is displacing his man-love for Raskolnikov onto Dunya, and Dostoevsky knows it."
Her: Holla! Thus all the textual parallels between Rodya and Dunya!
Me: And Svidriagialov? SO pulling the reverse and shifting from Dunya to Rodya in an effort to eroticize their status as dopplegangers!
Her: Word! He's such a sexual predator, listening in to that thing between Rodya and Sonia.
Me: Shades of Vautrin in Pere Goirot, right?!
Her: Totally! You should read The Double, lulz.
Class: *horrified*
Her: Um.
Me: Er.
Her: ...yeah, so, er, Crime and Punishment...
But romantic comedy taught me that marriage is awesome because it eradicates your personality and turns you into a faceless part of a dual entity who has no individual hobbies, space, or opinions! What possible harm can that do?
That's what love IS. *nod* You're just going to have to accept self-abnegation via the love object or wind up a pathetic spinster. Also the story ends when you get married. I hope you didn't want like, a narrative beyond that, b/c too damn bad, sukkah...
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Date: 2008-04-30 05:10 pm (UTC)Exactly. Unless you're Lady MacBeth, and look what happened to her. That'll teach you to try to be your own person! Individuality after wedding = insanity.