Check it!

[x_los]

My bed has five pillows and four comforters on it,** three on which? Are DOWN, bitchez! With every passing day I move closer to DAS UBERKOMFORT!*

My life-plan to be the coziest woman in history approaches its fulfillment! Cower at my comfy-ness, all ye with but one pillow to cry into!


No, I haven't finished Kim yet. Why do you ask?

*With apologies to the German language.

**All for meeeeeeeee!

*Edit* Oh screw home work, I just realized I don't have any of my Absolute Beginner on my new laptop. Or the hilarious Neue Deutsche Welle, with quality lyrics like: "You might not know it, but my mooooom is German!" Oh Fler, Emmeinim of Germany: I feel like you try Reeeeeeally Haaaaaard.

Comments

[anyhennypenny.livejournal.com]

darlin', do you yet know where you're going to get kibbutzed? i SO want to watch you farm!

[x-los.livejournal.com]

HA. No, not quite yet. I imagine it'll be exactly like that opening scene in Rasputin with Alan Rickman dragging a hand plow across Siberia? Except with desert and me in place of Siberia and Rickman. I'm going to have to figure these things out, but the kibbutzim are totally 'just show up and we'll put you somewhere, dude' and my lil American heart freaks the fuck out. I'm going to have to see more planning than that, thx. Please to be making me an ittenerary nao.

[anyhennypenny.livejournal.com]

ok, so the bit about siberia, rickman, you, and a desert reminds me of the opera manon lescaut wherein puccini didn't really have a single effing clue what louisiana was about and so made it a thirsty, barren terrain.

i'm kind of hoping the kibbutz experience will be like that for you in which your expectations of dry infertile land turn out to be false and instead is a fertile crescent to rival the real one.

here's to hoping.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Oh Pucini! That's pretty damn good. Hey, are you home this weekend by any chance? My grandma's picking me up to go retrieve her little gray honda to use lo these last months of college. I can smell the IHOP already. E tu, Jenny?

[anyhennypenny.livejournal.com]

are you sure it's the IHOP or the waffle house?... but what am i saying? am i suggesting there may be a substantial difference between the two? OF COURSE THERE ISN'T. silly me.

i'll see you there!

[x-los.livejournal.com]

IHOP is blasphemy. Clearly I MEANT the Waffly-Ho. But you're in town? Sweeeeet.

[anyhennypenny.livejournal.com]

IHOP is not blasphemy. The bit about them not really being substantially different was meant in earnest. WHO WANTS SOME HEPATITIS A ON A PIECE OF TOAST? WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME CHOLERA MIXED IN YOUR ORANGE JUICE? OH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

Yeah, see, totally the same.