History Advising, heed me!

[x_los]

When lo it is a hail storm, thunderstorm and blizzard simultaneously and I, with my neckbrace, tromp in at 8am b/c I could not sleep all night for fear of not being properly registered on today, the deadline, do not tell me that you will only be handling course adds at 1pm and make a half-hearted pleasantry about hoping I don't drown when I slog home. I can't even glare at your around my neckerhat/brace and that's a ludicrously unfair advantage, for my glare is a fearsome glare. JUST LET ME ADD. THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE OFFICE WAITING B/C I DELIBERATELY CAME EARLY TO PREEMPT THEM. WHO ARE YOU WAITING FOR, ADVISING? WHO?! A STUDENT MADE OF MARXIST CRITICISM AND BREASTS?! I'M 50% THERE ALREADY!



...I don't always use Marxist criticism anymore, that was sophomore year of high school... but I look good in this soggy hail-coated top, eh? Sign my goddamn add slip.

*EDIT* Mea culpa, later in the afternoon they were terribly efficient and got things done and were flexible and polite. So that's that.

Comments

[floraldeoderant.livejournal.com]

1) I'm sorry bout the foolish mortals at the dept. office.

2) I lol'd.

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[floraldeoderant.livejournal.com]

dooooh, my smiley is one-eyed


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There.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

First try wasn't really much of an eye, either, more of an >, as if your smilie had terrible cataracts.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

They are NOTHING to the insanity of your Welsh admin office. Poor Christian, left to the less than tender mercies of a country full of consonants and fresh out of rational scheduling!

[floraldeoderant.livejournal.com]

The plus side about the horrors that are Welsh academic scheduling, is that I shall never again complain about any kind of bureaucracy EVER AGAIN (with the possible exception of the DMV).

And RE: Wilson: I think Wilson just thrives on being the kicked puppy.