In which London p0wns me

[x_los]

So I think, maybe I should check theater listings for while I'm in London.

London: What would you like to see?
Erin: I dunno London, sup whichu?
London: I have Master Shake?
Erin: Um, at the globe?
London: ...yeah...
Erin: Isn't the globe supposed to be really cheesy?
London: Not under its new direction, according to the review from The Guardian, a paper you read and trust! I have Coriolanus and Titus!
Erin: That's nice, London.
London: Nice? NICE? Bitch, I have Zimmerman's Scherazade, Representative by Rolf Hochhuth, Miller's Crucible, something by Sam Shepard you've never even HEARD of, Spammalot, Evita, Les Mis, Phantom of the Opera, Phaedra, The Producers, some Tom Stoppard, Avenue Q, and Eugine O'Neil! All at places you've read about! All the weekend you'll be here! You know the Old Vic?
Erin: From Dorian Gr-
London: YES BITCH! You know Taming of the Shrew?
Erin: One of my fav-
London: It's on! I brought it! Eat it!
Erin: Hold up London, no way I can afford-
London: Everything in me is ten pounds!
Erin: No fucking way.
London: YES! Muahahahahaha-THEATER'D!
Erin: *dies at this, granting London its eternal victory*

Comments

[blinkidybah.livejournal.com]

You say Master Shake and I see Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Which I know isn't what you mean but was a nice moment of WTFerry anyways

[insurr3cti0n.livejournal.com]

Same here :P

[x-los.livejournal.com]

What if they were one?

[insurr3cti0n.livejournal.com]

Then I'd have to masturbate for five straight hours