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“Always Be My Maybe” starts—not slow, but Fine. As it goes, it coalesces into a stronger and stronger film. It ends up being an excellent romcom, which gives time to a broader network of friendly and familial interactions. As a result of reconnecting with the female lead the male love interest reevaluates where he is in his life now and what he wants, even as he has to re-examine his past in light of the knowledge that his childhood best friend was always in love with him.

He simultaneously asks the female protagonist to rethink their shared childhood herself, suggesting that in her bitterness she remembers everything bad that ever happened to her, but few of the many positive aspects of their home and life in California. This opens the door for the protagonist to realise that her parents aren’t simply starfuckers who are only nice to her now that she’s successful and famous. They were absent when she was young, always busy because they were financially insecure. Having finally retired, they’re now ham-fistedly attempting to make up for past neglect and to give their family due time. They’re imperfect people, but they’re making a genuine effort to grow and do better by their daughter.

The Keanu Reeves sequences are screamingly funny, and also move the plot along. This complete asshole somehows nail the male lead’s central problem, which unfolds during the remainder of the film: he actually is unsure of his position in life, and angry and afraid because of it. "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point”.

Katy enjoyed that it wasn’t exactly a ‘get together’ narrative, but instead concerned with the sustainability of this couple’s evolving relationship. She also found the female lead’s opening a restaurant using the male lead’s mom’s recipes (which she learned as his best friend growing up, because this woman taught her to cook) genuinely touching.
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I decided to try out the actual Zorro origin story, published in 1919. It’s written in English by a guy from Illinois named McCulley, and man, can you tell. The book is deeply weird because the nominal reason for all the action is contesting the governor’s oppression of both the friars and natives, but it doesn’t find those goals incredibly contradictory. It also has a deeply nasty conception of The Natives, which crops up again and again. “And then he ruined the native forever by giving him another coin.” I don’t think a single one of them gets a name. Even our heroine, who is in many respects competent and admirably sound in her conviction, is casually and deeply racist. The whole moral universe of the novel is bizarre. A don will really agree with Zorro’s aims, and then be totally chill with playing host to the people hunting him down. What you do in this story hardly seems to matter, so long as you do some stuff: it’s kind of reminiscent of the Italian Renaissance concept of ‘virtu’, or agency, basically, as an innate good, which come to think of it is highly techbro. There’s some Masculinity nonsense afoot.

Zorro had been Long Gaming his double-identity plan since age fifteen. Not even his decent, switched on dad has an idea of his real character. The reasoning behind this choice is thin. The book is less annoying than “Pimpernel”, because you can kind of get into Zorro’s whole slightly-incoherent but not outright reactionary Project. That still doesn’t make the core conceit of a posh Mexican chunibyo deciding to All According to Keikaku reforms far more easily accomplished as Himself, A Young Man With a Fuckton Of Money and Influence, make sense. Batman problems.

People keep talking about their Zorro-related plans in front of this guy who is actually Zorro, while he just sits there like the ‘Interesting!’ computer girl in the gif.

Don Diego: Man, I wish I could hunt that Zorro guy too! But you know I have boringposhitis real bad in my hip. You’ll turn on Findfriends and text me pics of all your preparations twice a day though, right? So I can feel included?
The dumbest policeman in California: Oh no doubt bro, no doubt.

Don Diego spends the bulk of the novel looking at the camera, wondering how this is so easy.

At the end of the book—having been active for what, a year? after a decade of planning?—Zorro willingly unmasks before everyone. The governor has promised to do what he wants, but has not actually done it yet. You could say that Zorro trusts him as a gentleman, or is relying on the continued solidarity of the other fickle young gentlemen around him, but that would be very dumb. (
The cavalry rescue scene is a bit stirring, but it is just posh-pageantry porn. Like, very chivalric shit.) Zorro thus exposes himself and his family to entirely unnecessary danger, undercuts his core project and limits his sphere of action in the future, just for the limited satisfaction of a reveal scene (which could absolutely have been achieved in other ways). Zorro fucks himself over for future endeavours, even as the writer backs himself into a corner for sequels. It’s like the author can’t bear to have Zorro’s public persona continue to be seen as negligible. Everyone has to KNOW!! 

This book feels like it was written by Dumas’ idiot cousin. It might be interesting to do a reading or writing course on popular or influential but kind of shitty novels like “Zenda” and “Zorro”, and to talk about what they did for their audiences and how they work (but also how much shit they leave on the floor, even considered on their own terms). 
“Dumas and Dumbass.” Essentially, to deconstruct the appeal and weaknesses of these texts that are far enough away from us that we can get some perspective, but not Great Works: we’re not all qualified to mud wrestle the legacy of Chaucer, but most of us could take McCulley any day. His prose is fine, his pacing is break-neck and his characterisation is somewhat perfunctory: what are these choices in service of? I’m intersected in reception and afterlives, as well as construction. I haven’t yet read Isabel Allende’s big “Zorro” project, so cannot testify as to whether it just kicks this book’s ass.
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Katy and I watched the del Toro “Pinocchio” (2022), and I can see why, despite the hype, I didn’t hear a lot about this movie after it came out. Sure, the stop motion is great. No qualms there! The pacing, however, is awkward, and the songs could be better. Some plot elements don’t quite make sense. The evil circus master who wants to use Pinocchio to make money already has a monkey with what seems to be a fully human level of intelligence, as well as considerable dexterity and capability. The ringmaster doesn’t capitalise on this obvious star attraction at all. He simply treats the monkey like shit, going after the bird in the bush. Okay? The father’s love for Pinocchio is also a vital plot driving mechanism, but the shape of the story ensures that by the time they're separated, Gepetto and Pinocchio have spent about two days together (during which they only got along a bit). The weight is off, there.

Also the story is very About Fascism now, and I’m not sure that decision actually yields the production much more than a muddled gravitas. The mixture of tones is jarring. (Why does a range of tones work in Dickens when it so rarely does elsewhere? Perhaps it’s down to the length of serial novels and Dickens’ commitment to their various moods at given moments.) Del Toro’s “Pinocchio” is scatological in a way that might appeal to small children, but then it turns to make jokes about Mussolini. Then, Pinocchio’s friend’s fash dad gets blown up by a plane. Basically, it’s hard to imagine this project’s intended audience. Maybe you can try a few ‘one for the dads’ gestures, but children still have to be engaged by poo jokes, then sit through the reheated Mussolini material, and then not get freaked out by a child’s father being blown up (in a fairly weighted fashion: this isn’t “Looney Tunes”). The story closes with a final word on the nature of mortality, just to round off the poo jokes, I guess. (And for some reason the cricket enjoys a special afterlife unique to himself, where he finally gets to do his song. Mazels.)

I was somehow unsurprised to learn that this was partly written by the “Over the Garden Wall” guy. You know I like “Over the Garden Wall”, but in this project Patrick McHale and del Toro’s sensibilities don’t entirely mesh. The stiltedness of “Pinocchio”’s plotting and dialogue make a lot of sense to me in terms of McHale, and reveal something interesting about pop-cultural time. I’d say that in 2015, McHale’s particular rhythm worked, and that it isn’t working here and now. Too much has happened, the mood of the room has changed. It reminded me of trying to watch the “Bee and Puppy Cat” show that finally got made. What had been fresh and engaging when I was in university now feels dull and off, a thousand years old and miles away.

Del Toro is an occasionally fabulous but very uneven director. Many of the risks he takes don’t pay off, and many of his projects don’t, ultimately, cohere. Praise of his oeuvre that misses this feels inattentive. “Pinocchio” is sort of in the room with his “Hellboy”, in that everything is delivered like Indiana Jones’ saying ‘part time’ in “Crystal Skull” (a lazily-used bad take made infamous by RLM).

Me, midway through the fascist summer camp arc: Whatever happened to that monkey?
Katy, flatly: He probably burned to death.



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Volume 3:

Missing Her. Mop slippers: what a concept!

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"Roundness." In what SENSE??

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Aisha's head-canon is that Cementoss really likes baroque architecture, but is cursed by his nature to be a brutalist.

Volume 4:

- Retrospectively, the way Todoroki dumps his whole dark backstory on Deku is extremely weird. "This is maybe our second conversation ever. Are you All Might's bastard son? I've been horrifically abused, you know."

- Shinso’s a bit meaner in the manga version of the sports day fight in a way I don’t love. It's in his internal monologue, so I can't entirely claim it's a ruse to draw Deku out.

- The translation of these early volumes is fairly uneven. I wonder if they weren’t being particularly careful with these because this wasn’t a major property yet?

- Plant hair girl, per Kaminari, has ‘such pretty, round, acorn eyes’. Sure, Ja(pa)n.

- I didn't get that Mina enjoys natto and okra because they're slimy. Aisha had to explain the joke to me. x_x

- Rereading these early arcs, you can tell they’ve retconned Endeavour significantly. His backstory and emotional journey, as presented in the season currently airing, don’t evolve very naturally out of this version of the character. The texture of their early interactions is, retrospectively, very weird. The guy who calls Shoto his greatest creation, praises him for surpassing his brothers and is very keen for Shoto to max out his firepower is not the man who got Dabi killed and still feels any kind of way about that.
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I watched the anime version of this when it came out, so thought I'd give the manga a try because I hear tell it is complete.

This is an odd IP for me in that I like the story fine, but I honestly cannot understand its vice-grip on the Japanese market right now. "Demon Slayer" is stylish and aesthetically mature, but some of the shonen elements are deeply clunky (the tsundere wolf 🐺 guy, Death Camp Pedagogy and the Problems of the Girl Pretending to Be Her Sister Who Loved Her Smile: hi, anime. Hi.). In places, the material is rather thin. Someone was trying to tell me about what an exciting universe "Demon Slayer" is in terms of the villains and worldbuilding, and its endless franchise potential!! It's... all right? This is just like, a cultivation story? Mechanically, it's that + five other animes that did well in the 90s and aughties (which you may not remember, or may be nostalgic about). You can smell "Inuyasha", "Mononoke", "Mushishi", "FMA", maybe even something like "Castlevania" or "Vampire Hunter D"--I wouldn’t stake my life on these coordinates, but I indisputably feel a considerable familiarity with the constituent pieces. The person I was speaking to compared "Demon Slayer" favourably to other financial juggernauts like "One Piece", "Naruto", and "Pokemon" in terms of plotting. Maybe so (and admittedly, I have no handle whatever on the mood of the Japanese market in terms of overall contemporary offerings), but several of those offered something novel and catchy, and/or made their offer to rather different audience brackets. So while I didn't dislike this anime's first series at all, thinking it well-executed if not engrossing, I find myself slightly side-eyeing its hype.

I wanted to reread the 'last time on' portion so that I could come to the train arc that's since come out re-oriented.

Some notes:

- Jfc, were there six children in this family? Too many children! (I mean, I guess this is a problem the narrative swiftly resolves.)

- He can SMELL MURDER!! (Or that a cat broke this pot, anyway.) (There is a big song in "Operation: Mincemeat" involving the line, ‘you can’t smell murder!!’.)

- Tanjiro isn’t really that characterised, is he? Fuck me, I didn't even remember his name. Nezuko is interesting, but you must admit she has older sister syndrome (the protagonist is older than her, but the other four seem younger) and then becomes the most fridged female character ever. She's got a horsebit in her mouth all show, you don't get more fridged than that. This anime glides along on a strong sense of generic cohesion, but in terms of its characters it’s pretty reliant on Types and the plot to carry the story. Very little happens because of who any particular person is, with perhaps the exception of 
Tanjiro's tendency to pacifism (but by now, that just feels Steven Universe/Izuku Midoriya/ten other guys rather than particular to this character and deeply considered).

- I wonder if it’s true that sideways katana usage can break the blade, and that you have to slash down rather than sideways as with a western sword? That degree of fragility sounds impractical (and as though it'd leave the bearer rather unguarded against stomach wounds, which can offer perhaps the nastiest possible sword-related deaths). But then you do use a caidao with a different motion than a cleaver if you’re doing it right (which I don't, because I haven't practiced knife skills for over a decade because I am lazy), so maybe that's just how it is.

- Here we are back at Child Death Mountain, and it’s still peak anime pedagogy. After "Food Wars" I don’t know that they’re doing All Right, over there. (What was that expulsion rate for? What a massive waste of resources and everyone's time!) This is yet another anime where no one involved should be running an organisation.

‘Our graduation exercise is DEATH FOR NO REASON!’
Why?
'Because swords: are expensive.'
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Everyone in this world is this stupid, though. The lead villain: ‘Minions, you’re not performing well. Maybe MASS DEATH would improve our organisation’s ability to meet new challenges??’

I don’t QUITE know where we’re headed in terms of shape at the end of the first season of the anime. They try to open up the world a bit with these other demon slayers, and the pan shot parade is all rather QUIRKY ACTION FIGURE ROLL CALL!1 I'm simply too old for that shit. 'Why don't you just read older-pitched content then?' Gosh, are they going to make and distribute some, then? Wowee.
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Initially, trying to watch “King’s Avatar” (it was on a list of recommended dramas, on Netflix, and I had a migraine) was a struggle. I could not get over how little I cared about watching someone play his level 40 paladin. By episode 3, however, the show serves up the inherent capitalist black comedy of every time someone who’s really good at a specific thing has to work a tangentially related day job because the economy sucks. (‘China’s not capitalist—‘ Xi Jinping, you have a Dreamwidth??) This aspect fades out as the team pivots to position the show as a straight up sports anime, but it does prove fairly good at being one. “King’s Avatar” becomes an exploration of the sheer power of the generic formula, even detached from anything I could ever care about. I ended up bopping along, only occasionally getting thrown out of the rhythm by something along the lines of “do you really think he can win Fake World of Warcraft?!?”
Me: Wait. Waaaaait. I don’t care at all?

It’s reminiscent of the anime that asks you to take volleyball seriously. Volleyball. Easily the least of the balls.

I found it formally interesting how much the gaming scene herein and the competition based around it borrowed from wuxia and/or xianxia. I’d never thought about this before, but the way these games discuss and conceptualise attacks probably entered global gaming via Asia, and specifically via wuxia, right? That sense of a move set, named moves, combos—it’s all fairly Jin Yong. In this show, there’s also a real push to sect style language and relationships between team members. There are disciple lineages, and a general sense of the emergent esports scene as a Jianghu. The esports television genre, then, enables you to stage identity porn and to interlace fantasy scenes with modern elements or characters, as with a transmigrator narrative. The price of access to these layers, however, is the loss of any narrative authentically anchored in or driven by the fantasy world, and with it a big source of potential plot weight. Nothing in the game world properly matters, except as an illustration of simultaneous RL choices. The other material thing this does, of course, is enable the production team to make extensive use of relatively cheap donghua-quality CGI for story relevant reasons. Mazels on the savings, lads.

Dealing with modern Chinese popular culture also involves us in shit like inspirational speeches about the meaning of idols. The show itself seems ambivalent on idol culture, in kind of an unproductive way. It both positions itself against the intense commodification of players and hesitantly acknowledges it as a personal boon for fans and a necessity for the field—which I’m really not sure it is, in either case. Idol culture in its current forms isn’t actually universal or historically inevitable. It’s a fairly new phenomenon, at least in terms of the degree to which it currently dominates art and sport economies.

The top esports guild has a female player, but the rest of the teams in the league seem far more Oktoberfest affairs, in that they are sausage-oriented. Given that the top team’s female uniform consists of a skirt that splits into booty shorts in the back for no reason, I can see why more girls don’t join up. Buzzfeed Solved. Remember the skort? Because evidently, China never forgot.

It’s nice to watch a show without an unappealing but over-determined romance arc. I suppose that eventually the aforementioned prisoner of the booty skort might hook up with the protagonist, but during the portion of their lives covered herein they’re busy with other concerns (and their relationship could be more of a sibling bond). This friendship is nice as it is. There’s a fun moment where the protagonist is bent out of shape and this female childhood bestie asks him what’s up. He grumbles that she knows him too well; if he shares his concerns they’ll only weigh on her, too. She draws a fake moustache on herself and is says ‘you seem troubled, young stranger—tell this old man your story!’ Cute.

In terms of female characters more generally, the new team’s manager does answer the question ‘where do aunties come from? What is an auntie like before she comes into full middle-aged Auntie Bloom?’ In this case, it goes something along the lines of: ‘I learned the words Team Building Exercise, and my Vision was that we’d all collectively go out to eat and ruin the life of a man who is rude to the waiter. And then you’d pay for everyone’s dinner, Protagonist.’ Fair.

In general, though, the characterisation of the team members could have been slightly stronger. Team Happy’s eleventh hour team ‘break up and make up’ also doesn’t entirely work, either. You can’t just have everyone say something in unison—which they all know to do even if it’s a complicated phrase because in a cdrama, this knowledge simply comes to you—and call it Unity and Arc-Closure. Also, in one of the final episodes, one team member has a big pimple on his upper lip. Make-up department, where are you? Please help this man!

I did like the designated hamster man/2IC from Blue Brook, though I have never heard a human speak that fast before.

Me: Is the captain of Blue Brook the actor for Feng Xu from the cdrama Hikaru no Go?
Katy: After a close examination, I can confirm that this is an attractive, youngish Chinese man in a blazer.
Me:
Katy:

So jury’s out on that one, I guess.

The show’s settings have a glossy, futuristic aesthetic throughout. “King’s Avatar” wants you to believe that all these esports teams have classy HQs they also live in. These have marked and distinct aesthetics, all thoroughly carried through. It’s a ‘different cultivation schools’ vibe, via Star Trek 2009. Now, you know for a fucking fact that these teams are run out of some office building, a Concrete Location that has a nice backdrop for some photos. It’s not the communal houses I question, it’s the fact that said houses have big collections of antique vases and rooms that open via huge pod bay doors. The real fantasy here is that all these straight men have managed to arrive at varying but solid forms of Taste.

Team aside, every domestic environment in this show looks a little ‘what year is this?’ It is, I suppose, roughly as unrealistic as the vast New York apartments in an American sitcom, but these interiors are generally richer, and cleaner and more styled. Almost every environment looks cutting-edge (with the exception of a ‘poor’ family apartment that looks older but still suspiciously nice, and a loft one character runs a business out of that is styled messy but is actually quite nice. Even the internet cafe the protagonist washes up at in his darkest hour is luxe. There’s so much space therein that later, the protagonist and the manager run an additional large-scale business out of the upper story.

The show’s more quotidian gestures at urbanism proved differently weird. Do Chinese people in big cities really have to book a basketball hoop? Are there truly none in parks? Booking a basketball hoop! The notion! Additionally, people seem to have done the local graffiti with really crisp, elaborate Chinese characters. I applaud their efforts, because that looks way harder to do than just ‘Dizzy wuz here’ in fat bubbles. …seriously though, are they selling super fine nozzle tips for the Chinese market to enable this shit? It’s just not the level of fine control I associate with a random tag.

It’s not a show I have a ton to say about, really. I had a pleasant time, but it’s not one I highly recommend if you haven’t already seen “NIF”, “Hikaru no Go”, “Untamed”, hell even the less solid, more vibes-based “Word of Honour”.
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Dankodes and the Danmei Reading Club have now finished Nirvana in Fire. The final post is up, and while the Discord doesn't allow for catch-up, you can see the chapter-by-chapter DW comments and leave your own here.
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This was a very light contemporary Japanese series about two best friends who move from a small town to Kyoto to pursue careers as geisha. One meets with considerable success and begins what promises to be an artistically successful career. The other falters, then pivots to a caretaking role as a chef that she finds personal validation in. [personal profile] forestofglory watched it and seemed to have some fun with it, and so I thought it'd be okay sick-day stuff.

It's a pleasant show, though not one I necessarily recommend. The dialogue is often very naturalistic in a way that can be slightly annoying. The wider cast of characters could be more clearly established. 
How distinct are the personalities of the non-main maiko? When Glasses left the house in the final episode, it took me by surprise because I didn't feel we'd sufficiently built up to that. Where was her growing disquiet in earlier episodes?

The production team chose to reveal the central house-mother's daughter's issues slowly, but with access to only the subtitles it took me considerable time to figure out who this sourpuss even was and what she was doing here. The revelation of the source of her personality issues came a bit late for me. I've seen anime structurally play out character development in a similar way, but in a lot of cases I assume that comes from serial production and the various retcons it can entail. That's really not something one should actively build into a nine episode miniseries. It's not suspense, it's a sort of pointless 'hidden information' estrangement from the processes of characters' decision-making.

Even knowing her whole deal doesn't quite explain her several low-key attempts to socially sabotage the other teen girls she lives with by giving them passive-aggressive, insidious bad advice. 'Wah, my parents are so divorced'--child, please. None of your peers had anything to do with that. A degree of acting-out makes sense for this misanthropic teen, but after that it just feels like she's the story's designated source of low-level conflict. I also felt like her mother's romance storyline could have been resolved a touch more thoroughly. (Unless 'the moon is beautiful' was supposed to have done that, but I thought their problem was Never Marrying, not a lack of comically oblique love-declarations so cliche that even I know them.)

I did like what the senior sister's storyline suggested about people you're with, but who you're not necessarily in love with. I'm kind of turning over the grandmother's statement about people who send others' off and people who are sent off, as whole personality types/life-paths. 

It's not a gay narrative per se, but the relationship between the two main girls is the only one that matters. The bartender says something to the new-maiko girl about unrequited love, but I'm not sure what torch she's supposedly carrying. Is it for baseball boy, who has a thing for her cook best friend? That got hinted at a couple times, but I'm not sure why the bartender would know anything about it. 

They made cream stew at one point, which looked interesting. Man this girl was big on fresh, in-season vegetables. Japanese cooking is so technically stripped-down, it can be intimidating on account of it. I wondered why she wanted some stupid bread machine until I remembered she probably didn't have an oven, just that convection microwave she uses for the bread pudding.

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Someone finally got the English rights to and translated “Kiki’s Delivery Service” (the book the Ghibli film is based on), only like, literal decades after the point where doing so would have been a smart and very natural business decision (say, any time after 1989). It’s a good thing they used all that extra time to—produce a somewhat careless and uninspiring translation. Ah. Whelp.

I’m discussing the 2020 version. This had previously been attempted in 2003 (with the fugliest Harry Potter knock-off cover imaginable), but the circulation and print-run seem to have been minuscule, with a library uptake on the same scale. It was nigh impossible to source a copy of the 2003 translation. And don’t get me wrong, this is serviceable. It’s hardly a Seven Seas scenario, where engaging with the book causes me both consumer rage and physical pain. The novel is, however, consistently clunky. There’s no way I’d listen to or read this book and ask myself, “oh, is this a translation?” That’s simply never the question, and the text gains nothing in particular from the friction. Reading this book feels like you’re trying to listen to a song but going ‘what is that?’, and realising that Youtube has somehow directed you to a cover where one significant instrument has been replaced by a kazoo. Like Miss Clavel, you are constantly aware that something is not right.

Someone who’s read the original in Japanese told me that the 1985 book was lovely, and specifically that it was charmingly written. We, however, read Kiki leaving on her grand flight to a chorus of townspeople shouting “congrats!”, which sounds—just a couple degrees off? I don’t actually care if the original version featured Japanese people using a truncated, casual way to wish people well: no one would say ‘congrats’ in this context (especially not people a couple generations up from Kiki, who, judging by the portable radio, is a child living in a ‘mid-century’ sort of era). Where is your loyalty sitting? It’s the target language that matters, here.

Like the Southwark Playhouse’s 2016 staging of this story (and unlike the 1989 film), the book mentions that witches are losing their power over time, on a generational scale. I’m not quite sure how to read this queer, melancholy element in the context of the text as a whole. There is, however, no particular sign in the book of one of the film’s most troubling elements—Jiji losing his ability to speak, and with it his human-level sentience. Generally, the film seems to have introduced far more conflict to the book’s material (notably in terms of Tombo, throughout). The book doesn’t really feature a tight arc, as such. It uses the thematics of the bildungsroman to give shape to its ‘slice of life’ events. The clock-tower thus plays a different role in the original novel, and the sequence involving it isn’t really the book’s climactic set-piece. The play, meanwhile, inextricably influenced by the film as well as the original source material it nominally adapted, chose to make this original, unblimped version of the clocktower sequence into more of a conflict.
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- I don’t hate this show, I’m just mad that it wasted so much of my time and its own by squandering a lot of good ideas and talent. For me, this show epitomises both the issues with web novel composition and the pitfalls of an overly-faithful adaptation of a story composed in that form.

The Rest! Of The Story )
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- A huge portion of this series’ appeal lies in what we start to see here: the mangaka’s facility with creative, bold character design, and the attention he can pay to the consequences of his decisions.This writer takes a ‘yes, and!’ sort of approach. Practicality doesn’t really constrain him, but once he’s landed on a wild idea for a quirk, he follows through with his conceit in a game, thorough-going, sometimes surprising and sometimes thoughtful manner.

- This is our first time hanging out with wonderful Tsu!

- It is also, unfortunately, our first time hanging out with the odious Mineta, a refugee from a 90s/aughties anime. The last thing on this earth I will ever wish to know about is Mineta’s bowel health, and yet here we are. Speaking of dumb ecchi shit, I don’t think Momo (age 15) is particularly sexy? Why are the notes trying to weigh in on that point? Shhhh. Staying silent is free.

- Enter also the main villains. They are consistently the least successfully characterised, least interesting and weakest parts of a strong series. How bored I am of them now, several seasons in! How tired I am of the show’s recent too-little-too-late efforts to characterise them and retroactively make their dumb goals cogent or in any way sympathetic. I simply cannot care. They are just Redditor fuckbois (and one fuckgirl (and one now-dead fucktransgirl, who almost had a point: congratulations on having one of the nearest things to A Point in the whole League of Villains)).
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- Lockwood & Co. is good, I just wish it weren’t about teens. I’m so sick of teens. There truly is no reason this show has to be about teens? It’s just Sapphire and Steel, with babies.

- The slowed-tech worldbuilding and cultural accoutrements are cool, like how all the 2000 AD merchandise shows it’s still popular in this universe. George liking it makes sense for his character. The funniest thing that could happen as a result of this show is a bunch of zoomers learning what 2000 AD is and getting really into that shit.

- Imagine caring as much about what other people working in your field are up to as these teens. “OoOo I see you’ve left the accounts receivable team. You will regret that, Tammy!!”

- After episode two, I theorised that Lockwood had locked his ghost parents in the land of Spare Oom. I mean it could just be like, a bedroom filled with cherished memories or some bullshit, but 'Ghost Parents' is more fun than baby photos.

- There are parts of this that feel very written—perhaps even over-written. Theatrical, rather. But the bulk of the script just feels like fairly generic tv show writing, which gives me a strange and uneven idea of the native register of this fictional universe.

- What is this Havisham-ass room nobody’s cleaned in the iron-monger’s castle? You have twelve hours of daylight to go 'round, get a Merry Maid in here, Jesus.

- This show does not understand what a jewellery hallmark is. Later, they also have an auction that doesn’t really look like a UK auction. It’s interesting that they didn’t think it had to: oops all vibes.

- Lucy's comment that a ghost feels like she’s ‘still alive’ makes me think that the problem was initially caused by an attempt to access eternal life (but instead of fetch happening, fetches happened). Later, the Kensal Green cemetery director has the same lyre motif lapel badge as Penelopy Fitz did at the funeral of her mother's colleague (if that even was her mother, rather than her before a supernatural facelift). We also saw this motif on the boxes that were removed from the iron mogul’s castle, and on said mogul's goggles. ‘The lyre represents the peace of Elysium, the paradise where heroes were sent after they were appointed immortality by the gods’. So there you have it, in terms of the arc plot.

It’s nice of the baddies to wear a big ‘I LOVE CAUSING THE PROBLEM!’ badge on their chests every day. “Ope, can’t leave the house without my ‘I absolutely did it’ sign!”

- The whole problem of this episode at the start of the Biggerstaff (lol) arc is that they have to do this work at night, i.e. the most dangerous time, because otherwise the council won’t be able to claim ‘type 2 removal’ funding from another part of the government, because there won’t be any visual proof

This is the realest shit I’ve ever heard. A spot-on depiction of the UK reaction to real shit going down.

- ‘The problem’ is worldwide, so how are other countries responding? In some ways this is a straight-forward ‘cultivators subdue yao’ story, but with white people.

- Book of Dust was also a low-tech Modern Britain--what is this small-c conservative fantasy/aesthetic doing? It's not an aesthetic they really carry through with either, the seventies were way, way uglier.

- “Trust me!” Head in a jar, you are not the one.

- “London would be a lot safer with three less amateurs around!”
Me: Shouldn’t that be—
Katy: Yeah.

- Katy observed that this cemetery director has been sent over from Dickensian central casting, home of yer shamblers.

- We’re doing a bit of a Great God Pan here with this Victorian occultist’s experiments, but unfortunately that mostly serves to remind me that Arthur Machen was somewhat better at vibes.

- For the party Lockwood combs his hair in the stupidest way imaginable, into a kind of celebratory widow’s peak (a widow’s mountain range, honestly).

- The show consistently makes an interesting use of parts of the city that very much still exist (but which don’t get a lot of filmic or general attention) to create an ‘alternative’ version of the city: industrial docks, Kensal Green, weird corners of the Barbican and the QE2. The technique feels inflected by "Life on Mars" use of Manchester.

- The design of the auction sequence is pure Harry Potter movie. Meh.

- We go big on Found Famiwies UwU very fast, but these people have known one another all of a fortnight.

- Lockwood straight up got an ally killed, but thankfully the narrative retroactively rescues him from culpability.

- The writing slips in the last few episodes. Everything with the mudlark being possibly untrustworthy is an exercise in generating a kind of purposeless tension.

- You can tell this antagonist is seriously evil because of all the guyliner.

- The end game MacGuffin is just like, a bi disc with a mirror stuck in the middle. In the end, said mirror cracks from side to side. Guess they won’t be returning the whole jade disc to Zhao. The Victorian decoupage is accurately shit for the 1870s: dem bones in clear resin could easily be the stuff of a table top in a middle class household in Basingstoke.

- Me: A really strong showing for 1970s British ceramics throughout.
Katy: They haven’t made any new ceramics since the trouble began.

- Someone has paired this Victorian tiled washstand in the attic with an Ikea-esque mid-century modern cupboard, which doesn’t make a lot of sense.

- I think the chapel they’re saying is in Kensal Green is actually the one in Highgate East? I think Kensal Green doesn’t have this pneumatic catacomb lift system (Highgate’s was for underground transportation across the road, to Highgate West—their catacombs are above ground, and much further back). I hope they filmed the real lift in action. They don’t run that for the tours, so it may be your only chance to see it in motion.

- Lockwood finally, bravely reveals that the locked room contains his dead parents’ extensive fur suit collection. Everyone is uncomfortable. Season ends.
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- I waited months in my library’s hold queue to read the first volume of this manga. When I finally got it, I found that my iPad was too old for Libby to even deign to download thereon. Computers proper are not allowed to interact with Libby at all, for secret reasons. I was thus only able to access this comic on my phone, and only in a landscape orientation (so sideways—the panel wasn’t even upright), with finger-pinch zoom and great swathes of black space on both sides. I have no idea what this interface design was meant to do, but it completely failed to meet my needs as a user. I wanted to support my library and legitimately access this item (in part because I wanted to read an official copy with a vaguely-decent translation), but it was literally illegible. I had to wait until I happened to get a new iPad after mine broke and then renew my hold to engage with this.

- For manga, Libby asks you to swipe left to access the next page rather than right. My sister in Weeb, that is simply not necessary. Konichiwhat the fuck is this? You can have your original panel order, but pagination no longer affects layout in a material way: you certainly don’t need to design an entirely new turn UI just for manga, throwing regular users off! You truly can just stop!

- I know Shonen Jump is a major publication, but the production quality of even early BNHA as collected in this serialisation really surprises me. There are good shadows, fabric details, and lots of well-realised background characters. The architecture particularly shines, especially in the wider city-scape shots. All of that has to take time, and thus money. This looks significantly better than a lot of manga I’ve seen (excepting titles that are specifically Arty). The production team here may well be using sophisticated tools I’m not familiar with to help create these textures et al semi-automatically, but even so, the effect is impressive.

- Bakugo wears his backpack in a dumb way, like a backwards purse. Nil points. (I think this might actually be a fairly standard way to wear a Japanese school bag, but Jade says that while the bag is immensely efficient in terms of carrying capacity, this way of wearing it is too uncomfortable to practicably sustain.)

- It’s very interesting to see the mangaka’s notes at this early stage, when he had fairly loose, developing ideas about the plot and story-world.

- I guess this review sort of presumes familiarity with the anime. I think the issue is that the baseline thoughts I have about the story would be best elucidated in relation to the manga, my first and core exposure to the title.
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The guy narrating this audiobook is named Andrew Pugsley. He also has a discernible lisp. I thus imagine this was read by a small, squashed-face dog with breathing problems resulting from unethical breeding. 🐶

I knew that “Prisoner of Zenda” would be a weird imperial fantasy, but I didn’t expect quite the ways in which it’s weird. (Note: I have also ‘enjoyed’ about half of Vita Sackville West’s insane Ruritanian romance, for lesbian reasons.) What do I mean by that? WELL!

The book spends a fair amount of time carefully lampshading its central conceit. If the two characters were next to one another, you could indeed tell them apart. The king has not hitherto been very much in the public eye. The two men who switch places are actually cousins, which is why they so strongly resemble one another.

I wasn’t expecting the protagonist to already be a member of the (English) nobility, and a well-ranked one. The fantasy of ascension is thus fairly curtailed. The book also wants you to believe that the protagonist is still a member of said English noble family, despite his ancestress having had a bit of a Ruritanian romance herself. But unless the woman involved in the adultery scandal that resulted in this red-haired son was already related to her husband (quite possible), or unless some genuine blood later married back into the line (again, possible—but never mentioned), the protagonist and his brother no longer bear any ‘legitimate’ blood connection to this family and its inherited titled. Perhaps in terms of their rearing they could be said to, but this book almost seems to demonstrate an earlier and divergent understanding of genetics: it’s as though you can be ‘part’ bastard, rather than either legitimate or not.

The book, which was written with a contemporary setting, ultimately feels as though it’s set considerably earlier than it actually is. All the plot drama wherein the common people side with Black Michael, who attempts flat-out fratricide, seems to chime with how European dynastic struggles worked solid centuries before the Victorian era. That’s not to say the 19th c wasn’t violent, but its violent had an entirely different texture. The whole logic of this book is borrowed from historical romance: it’s cod-medieval, with bonus trains.

It is not, however, necessarily badly written. At one point the book unexpectedly offers something along the lines of, ‘hey, the awful thoughts you have sometimes? Don’t stress about them, just be thankful you have the strength to resist those and get on with it. It’s the resistance that matters, not the idle shit that occurs to you.’ Why is the ‘prince for a day!’ imperial fantasy novel bothering to say a good thing?

Near the climax, the protagonist nominates himself to undertake a particularly dangerous element of the rescue plan. His comrades allow this. In story-terms this makes sense, because after all, he’s the protagonist. In terms of their plan, it is idiotic. The whole reason the protagonist is important to the plot is that he looks like the king. Why would you send this key guy, who has an asset no one else does, to do a dangerous task that almost anyone in your conspiracy could do instead?

Also, if you have to swim a moat to execute a task, stop throwing all these dead bodies in there first! It’s gross! Also, this castle probably pipes its shit into this moat. I’m worried about this swimming, it’s a health concern. (For more information about shitty moats, see this https://historycollection.com/strangest-hygiene-practices-from-the-middle-ages/24/ and this https://qr.ae/prPuBC . So in some cases there are active aquaculture and sewage treatment processes going on, and there are a lot of other architectural concerns in play/mitigating this effect. But I still don't want to swim in that, especially if it’s been freshly topped up with corpses.)

Ruritania itself remains remarkably invisible throughout. I guess they speak German, but it’s not stated. The country has no evident characteristics, national customs, temperament, architecture, food or dress. If you thought that maybe the pleasure of this fantasy would in part derive from some engagement with the actual place the protagonist is pretending to be king of: not really. I guess you could say something similar about the romantic lead, who is honourable but otherwise fairly vacant. It’s a power fantasy twice over, and what you’re assuming power over is as unimportant as the responsibility attendant on power.

I guess I can now fully appreciate "Androids of Tara".

Spotted in the wild: ‘The night was dark, and very stormy—’
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My library ap showed me this title, so I thought I'd just go ahead and read this "The Time Machine" children's comic in Spanish because I know the story, having only recently read the book.

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I was not really expecting this attempt to make Weena and (some) Morlocks sexy, or to render the protagonist as Han Solo. It's giving "Fifth Element", it's serving "Hellraiser". The other Eloi look like steamed dumplings, but they are nonetheless letting this single hot chick they produced drown, huh. ‘Mankind degraded to a childlike state… in a sexy way’. I didn’t see the bimbofication "Time Machine" adaptation coming, but.

I've wondered before about the pedagogic intent behind 'Dickens for Babies', et al., but while this summary is generally accurate (in a stripped-back way), at the end the narrator now suggests that the time traveller went back and crossed his own time stream to rescue Weena from the cannibal Morlocks/conflagration. Iiiii don’t remember this plot element, but H.G. oh Wells. Basically, what is the point of summarising this story for children (in a new language) if you're going to 'improve' upon it thus? Do you want to give them an idea of this story, or are you trying to offer entertainment or edification on your own, fresh terms? If the later is the case, then why cling to this 'IP' at all?

I guess considered as a Spanish learning exercise, this was a success. I honestly need to get better about pursuing reading in Spanish.
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I am googling 'advice for planting trees'. The two women I was going to ask both died this year. I am fairly sure you water them. I'm bad at keeping plants alive, but then my dad was born in a logging camp, born living off their deaths. Why shouldn't trees remember a thing like that? I wouldn't trust me either. Still, I'd like to tell the baby, 'we planted this tree the year you were born'. If there is a baby. If there are apples.
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- Man, this film will make you cringe about rich people.
- It’s fun, but the complaints annoyed right wing people made about the editing being kind of a cheaty reworking of the same moments are arguably fairly valid in terms of murder mystery logic. For one thing, ”Glass Onion” asks you to sign on for developments that a reasonable audience member could not at all extrapolate in terms of the switch. That’s a choice, and it’s not really Golden Age rules. Then, on top of that, the editing ‘lies’ at a couple points:

1. Why would they have the dialogue exchange about the suitcases and then whisper the next bit of the conversation? I believe no one was close enough to hear them at that point? Arguably they could have been doing it to establish for the others’ benefit that Blanc and Andy have spoken so that it doesn’t look weird if they do so again later, but that feels unnecessary.
2. In the shot sequence with the gun, Helen falling and the time lag, I don’t think inserting a secret 30 seconds in the middle of a contiguous scene is the same narrative technique as “Handmaiden” anymore. Did they cut away and I’m not remembering it? I’m pretty sure they did not meaningfully do so.

The reveal that the murderer has been an idiot all along, in contrast, was absolutely above board, because we had all the information Benoit did and picked up on it or failed to.
- Someone tried to suggest to me this was a budget constraint issue, but I don’t think so. For me, this was a writing or directorial craft level problem that could be amended, and a slightly more serious conceptual problem re: the mystery, hidden information and what I think of as Moffat Plotting (i.e. poorly handled concealed information that emotionally alienates the audience by diminishing their agency as readers of a text and estranges causal relationships in a story world, exacerbating the emotional evacuation effect). Like I don’t REALLY mind if that’s what this story wants to be, but it’s a couple of choices I don’t love.
- In case you missed it, there was a weird culture war mini spat over a Republican saying that the concealed information didn’t entirely work. The thing he was actually mad about was the politics of the film. Then, people who like the politics end up fighting this weird rear guard action to say, ‘NO, THE FILM EDITING IS PERFECT!’, which is an unnecessary response to a bad faith criticism of a slightly flawed but overall engaging and politically compelling piece of work.
- The Mona Lisa’s sacrifice is valuable and entirely defensible because it saves the lives of everyone Klear was going to kill.
- Btw you meet some PEOPLE at golden age mystery conferences, like, the guy who insists (and means it) that no mystery adaptation that changes a clue!plot detail is meaningfully the same story, because THAT is how Puzzle Focused he is.
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- These hos flirting in the middle of providing abortion care, damn.

- Rural French women know some bitchin complicated multipart choral harmonies.

- Later found out this was late 1700s Brittany, which led to me actually looking at a map and seeing where Jersey, Sark and all were in relation to the UK (off Cornwall) and HOW much closer they are to France, damn.

- This kitchen has some HUGE round bottles, what are those for?

- ‘Hey I saw your sister’s ghost a second ago, I think? she says hello. Oh no I’m still in the mood, don’t worry about it, we’re good.’

- Nah don’t make the kids go play outside or anything, it’s just some gynaecology. Nbd, they can stay on the bed.

- You can get high fucking plant goo into hairy armpits? The French know how to live.

- aGAIN with this ghost! Boo to you as well, girl.

- ‘I’m just over here doing applied art, not that you care—-just embroidering some abortifacients, but I guess that’s not HIGH art—‘

- The attention to material culture in this film in terms of the clothing, the house and its goods really makes it.

- WHAT is a guy doing here? ‘Bonjour’? Get the fuck out.

- Aren’t you gonna secure that painting, or wrap it, or use a wax paper layer, or—- What about road dust? I can SEE through those slats! What if the box falls in the ocean again??

- I guess maybe the oil is still too wet for them to employ good protection?

- Oooooh, she’s her own ghost. Ic, ic.

- Whelp, you’ve got a weird looking child now, so well done there.

- I feel like they could have contrived to correspond or see each other socially if they’d wanted to? I guess maybe they didn’t choose to, in that limited way.

- Lesbian sadnessss, do do de dooooo.
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"Spy x Family":

- I rec this. Sometimes sweet, usually pretty funny. Well-made.
- I’m constantly going ‘what decade is this?!’ because it’s Every Decade, and also every country in Europe (flashbacks to the Russian Sherlock Holmes). That is a personal issue, though. It’s fine if Japan doesn’t give a shit about the London-Austria frankenstreet scenes they have wrought here.
- It is weird how even in Europe everyone’s still Japanese, tho. Like the fuck is this omelet rice breakfast? Y'ain't finding that on a random table in Graz.

"Uncorked":

- Excellent, precise evocation of family dynamics and romantic relationships throughout, with banter that felt engaging, real. Lively, charming character work.
- Relatedly, a great, subtle interplay between white and black space in the South and depiction of its impact on power even in private relationships.
- The switch to French rap in Paris was great, as was the in-passing but astute attention to France as itself a raced, classed environment.
- An excellently written movie--to be honest this probably did the bulk of the work for me that "Whiplash" did for other people and then extended out in other directions, without relying on all of "Whiplash"'s fucking tedious, overdone, only-semi-critical portraiture of toxic masculinity (which it also lavished attention on, thus undoing the work of the film's only ever vaguely critical treatment).
- I love the attention to the craft involved in running this family restaurant, on the cooking and administrative ends.

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