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Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is

Adaiane de Roraima



Your Boobies' Names Are: Tweedledum and Tweedledee




The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 13% on brainwashworthy

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You scored higher than 20% on antitolerant

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You scored higher than 16% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid


the Wit

(60% dark, 26% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 66% on dark

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You scored higher than 3% on spontaneous

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You scored higher than 11% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating



The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was arrogant, acting like the dictator of your life.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.




You Are a Glam Rocker!

You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self.
No doubt, you are all about making good music...
But what really gets you going is having an over the top show.
Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in!

Date: 2005-07-24 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clio-the-muse.livejournal.com
Hah. I like the brainwash test (although Einstein was, I believe, kicked out for being Jewish, instead of choosing to leave voluntarily - but it's just an LJ test, I should stop nitpicking, shouldn't I).

Also, when's your birthday? Not telling you why I'm asking, but you should tell me.

Date: 2005-07-24 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
Never stop nitpicking, how would I know it was you?

4/18/86. And yours? Not that you have any idea why I'm asking...

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