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x_los--FIRSTS--
:-: first best friend = Jessica Rosenblitz, that I remember. I'm sure I had younger ones I can't recall.
:-: first job = secretary for The Susan Horak Group
:-: first girlfriend = deff. Jessica Rosenblitz. It would have been v. unofficial, I've never had a real gf. It was all v. Rubyfruit Juungle. This being like first or second grade. Even then I was a shiksa godess. And having Lesbian Lurve. If boys, David Auger in kindergarden.
:-: first screen name = ladyxlos. I am classic in manner of Audrey Hepburn, no?
:-: first self purchased cd = Good god, it may have been fucking Apple or some shit, maybe Alannis?
:-: first funeral = Grandpa Russ
:-: first piercing/tattoo = none, biotch
:-: first enemy = Chuck Someshit. My line of glory: "I'm not crying because you hit me, I'm crying cause your's so fucking ugly!"
:-: first big trip = I don't remember it, but a national baloon festival outside of Denver where I got lost and was sobbing and stayed by the giant peanut man for safety. Adventure.
--LASTS--
:-: last fun car ride = car-rave
:-: last good cry = mom and grandma picked me up before they moved me out of the dorm- fell into the car and started sobbing, used the phrase I HATE at least six times
:-: last library book checked out = 'I don’t do libraries'< but they do you, Colin. Um, I don't remember, actually
:-: last beverage drank = strawberry coconut creme at Red Poppy
:-: last food consumed = tempeh jerk sandwhich from Red Poppy
:-: last phone call = Danny King
:-: last time showered = This morning, 10-ish
:-: last shoes worn = brown leather, for work
:-: last cd played = The Faint, "Danse Macabre”
:-: last annoyance = my mother calling right now
:-: last shirt worn = Corset Shirt #4 for a party last night w/ my boss and German teacher
:-: last website visited = colin's dj
--DESCRIBE YOUR…--
:-: wallet = old red leather with barbie and winnie the pooh stickers found outside of Tobacco Bowl for decoration
:-: underwear = I was looking through the drawer the other day- do you even know how many black thongs I own?! Not to mention how many silkworms I've tortoured! MADNESS!
:-: tattoos = none you'll ever see
:-: hair = strawberry blonde, chemically straightened
:-: room = beer cage in the co-op. Oh, wait, where I live not where I am. Um, an efficiency on Iowa.
:-: girlfriend = Oh survey, how did you know I was such a giant lesbian?
:-: parents = Could be worse. And by that I mean poorer.
--THIS OR THAT--
:-: [boxers or briefs] = both. at once.
:-: [plaid or striped] = Plaid, b/c I shop at HAwt Topic Soooooooo much.
:-: [okay, ok, or o.k.] = okay
:-: [bright colors or dark colors] = oh, totally dark like my soul.
:-: [tic-tacs or certs] = neither, don't they have gelatin? too lazy to look. I expect your bad breath jokes here.
:-: [sunshine or rain] = rain
:-: [rain or snow] = rain
:-: [sun or moon] = moon
:-: [silver or gold] = silver
:-: [silk, cotton, or flannel sheets] = Jersey, hos. Mine are sagey colored.
:-: [preps or freaks] = freaks. and geeks.
:-: [popcorn-with or w/out butter] = butter. so. much. butter.
:-: [ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish] = mayo, b/c it is such a complex compound and can be made deliciously at home. I have recipies to share, guys!
:-: [shampoo + conditioner in one or separate] = separate, what, am I buying Save brand 2 in 1? Not since I was eleven, my friends!
--IF YOU WERE_______, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?--
:-: an animal = cat
:-: a fruit = kiwi
:-: a vegetable: asparagus
:-: a color = Green, silver or black
:-: a bug = giant moth. Mothriya! Moth-RI-ya!
--SHORT ANSWER--
:-: are you smart? = eh
:-: do you like onions? = like isn't strong enough a word
:-: what instruments can you play? = piano
:-: what words do you overuse= angst, po-mo, jappy
-: do you sleep with socks on? = no, only my dad does that, and he's gay. I don't want to be gay, do I?
:-: are you ticklish? = incredibly
:-: are you shy? = no, I just dislike you
:-: do you talk to yourself? = frequently
:-: do you have a basement or an attic? = um, does my new house have an attic? My parent's doesn't
:-: did you go to preschool? = Trinity Lutheran Represent!
:-: are you a morning person? = nooooooo
LAYER ONE:
-- first name: Erin
--last name: Horak
-- nickname(s): You try shortening a four letter name.
-- eye color: green
-- hair color: a deep azure with hints of- wait, I'm not a Mary Sue? What's it matter, it's changing in August. Wait until you guys see my VISION!!eleventy-one
-- height: 5’4”? I think?
-- righty or lefty: righty
LAYER TWO:
-- your heritage: roughly 1/4 German, 1/8 Czech, 1/8 English, 1/8 French, 1/8 Scottish and 1/8 Askenazie, however that's spelled Not sure of the specifics, we raped an Indian in there somewhere and there was a Secret Jew on maternal granddad's side, apparently, so that may be like closer to 1/4
-- your fears: none. HA.
-- your perfect pizza: cheese and portabella deep dish
-- goals you'd like to achieve: A long-lasting relationship of substance and a novel acclaimed by people I respect, to be a good mother, to be intellectually satisfied with myself, to read everything I want to read, to become good at/knowledgeable in everything I find deeply interesting
LAYER THREE:
-- your most overused phrase on AIM: omg
-- your thoughts first waking up: fucking waking
-- your thoughts at bedtime: Will I ever do my German homework?
LAYER FOUR:
-- pepsi or coke: coke, pepsi supposrts Republican campaigns
-- mcdonald's or burger king: neither
-- single or group dates: single. groups are good, but that's just hanging out, not a date
-- adidas or nike: something that killed less Asian to make? Like, just an actual asian strapped to my foot, a la Drawn Together?
-- lipton iced tea or nestea: Lipton, nestea is for girls and yanks
-- chocolate or vanilla: dark chocolate, form of LEbron James's Dick
-- cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino,
LAYER FIVE
Do you....
-- smoke: hookah
-- curse: oh my, yes
-- sing: yes
-- take a shower: yes (No, NEVER)
-- have a crush: no
-- do you think you've been in love: yes
-- want to go to college: yes
-- like(d) high school: yeah, for the most part
-- want to get married: no
-- believe in yourself: The Poppins told me I must
-- get motion sickness: no
-- think you're a health freak: I'm a veg who eats organic 90% of the time at this point?
-- get along with your parent(s): it's too embarassingly emo to go int (Divorce him, he beats your chiiiiiiiildren! lalalalala)
-- like thunderstorms: yes
LAYER SIX:
In the past have you...
-- drank alcohol: yes, hi last week!
-- smoked: -- done a drug: yes
-- kissed someone: yes
-- had sex: please define
-- gone on a date: yes
-- gone to the mall?: yes
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: yes. I was pissed, okay?
-- eaten sushi: yes
-- been on stage: yes
-- been dumped: yes. hi, Jer!
-- gone skating: yes
-- made homemade cookies: yes
-- gone skinny dipping: yes
-- dyed your hair: yes
-- stolen anything: yes, and got belt-whipped for it, happy?
LAYER SEVEN:
Have you ever....
-- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no, cause I know when to stop? And am not incredibly interested in being 'OMG SO WASTED GUYZ!!'
-- been caught "doing something": yes, hi Colin and Britney
-- been called a tease: no
-- gotten beaten up: yes, but then I was sassy all up in his face.
-- changed who you were to fit in: no
LAYER EIGHT:
-- age you hope to be married: ...28?
-- numbers and names of children: two, Alexander William or the reverse and an undecided girl's name
-- where you want to go to college: there's a list. and Iowa isn't on it.
-- what do you want to be when you grow up: writer? historian? chef? Super-freak? Beast of Womanosity? Philosophista? Crazy Patzer in Park Not Actually Good Enough To Hustle?
-- what country would you most like to visit: Italy
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl...
-- best eye color: depends
-- best hair color: depends
-- short or long hair: depends
-- height: depends
-- best first date location: coffee, dinner, letting me cook for you, just talking
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: 2
-- # of people I could trust with my life: none. I could trust them to be just, but not forgiving, not ultimatley understanding. And no one takes me down but me. Such a fucking control freak.
-- # of pets you have, what kinds, names: cat, mancoon based mutt, Rasputin
-- # of CDs that i own: oh my god, I have NO idea
-- # of piercings: none
-- # of tattoos: none
-- # of scars on my body: none
-- # of things in my past that I regret: Bitchiness, weakness, not giving people breaks they deserve, my inability to ever forgive, times I have forgiven and lived to regret, that last tempeh jerk sandwhich... actually, that was good.
I am...
[x] I am a university student.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I am an okay dancer.
[ ] I am a huge fan of lists.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I am a perfectionist.
[ ] I am a Republican.
[X] I am allergic to something. (It's you.)
[ ] I am an only child.
[ ] I am Catholic.
[ ] I am content as of this moment.
[ ] I am currently in my pajamas.
[x] I am currently pregnant. (um, guys? I have a Secret to Share... You remember Chuck?)
[X] I am currently single.
[ ] I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
[ ] I am currently suffering from a breaking heart.
[ ] I am okay at styling other people's hair.
[ ] I am left handed.
[ ] I am married.
[x] I am obsessed with my livejournal.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I am so bored, I am filling out this list.
[ ] I am resentful that I have to grow up.
[ ] I am very shy around the opposite sex.
[ ] I am, or was, pigeon-toed. (With real live pigeons.)
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I can be paranoid at times.
[X] I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go. (It's my ass, it destroys nations.)
[ ] I collect picture frames.
[ ] I currently have a crush on someone.
[x] I consider myself to be a 'nerd'.
[x] I currently regret something that I have done/am doing.
[x] I curse frequently.
[x] I do not believe people are inherently good or evil.
[ ] I don't hate anyone.
[X] I enjoy country music.
[x] I enjoy jazz music.
[x] I enjoy smoothies.
[x] I enjoy talking on the phone.
[X] I have a car.
[x] I have a mobile phone.
[ ] I have a hard time paying attention at school.
[X] I have a hidden talent.
[x] I have a hobby.
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[x] I have a pet.
[ ] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[X] I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy.
[X] I have all my (real) grandparents, none of them have died.
[X] I have at least one brother and/or sister.
[x] I have avoided work to play with my livejournal.
[X] I have been in a real relationship.
[X] I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship. (Um, I dunno, I was unlike myself, I think it counts.)
[x] I have been to another country.
[X] I have been to an anime convention.
[X] I have been to Europe.
[ ] I have been to Las Vegas.
[x] I have been told that I am very smart.
[x] I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
[ ] I have broken a bone.
[x] I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
[x] I have changed a diaper.
[x] I have changed a lot over the past year.
[ ] I have cheated on a significant other.
[X] I have counted down the days until the summer.
[ ] I have dated my best friend's ex.
[x] I have done something illegal.
[X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have gone scuba diving/snorkling.
[X] I have had major/minor surgery.
[ ] I have had my hair cut within the last week.
[ ] I have had the cops called on me.
[ ] I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
[X] I have kissed someone of the same sex. (Still Jessica.)
[ ] I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
[x] I have mood swings.
[/] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I have rejected someone before. (Not responded to obvious hints?)
[x] I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
[X] I have seen the television show The O.C.
[x] I have swam in the ocean.
[X] I have tried a drug that is illegal.
[X] I have tried sushi.
[X] I have watched Sex and the City.
[ ] I have watched the television show Spongebob Squarepants.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[X] I like being the center of attention.
[x] I like eating Ramen noodles.
[ ] I like my handwriting.
[x] I like Shakespeare.
[ ] I like the taste of blood.
[X] I like to cook.
[x] I like to sing.
[ ] I like to vacuum.
[ ] I love learning foreign languages.
[ ] I love Michael Jackson.
[x] I love my friends.
[ ] I love olives.
[x] I love rain.
[x] I love sleeping.
[x] I love to play computer games.
[x] I love to shop.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I own 100 CDs or more.
[x] I own a home. sorta?
[x] I own and use a library card.
[X] I play a musical instrument.
[x] I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream. Actual Agnosticism, as opposed to soft-core deisim (sp?)?
[x] I read books for pleasure.
[x] I shave my legs.
[x] I sleep a lot during the day.
[/] I strongly dislike math. I hate, yet I LOVE.
[ ] I think Britney Spears is pretty.
[x] I think long strings of html code look cool.
[ ] I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
[x] I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
[ ] I was born in a country other than the USA.
[ ] I watch more TV this year than last year.
[/] I watch soap operas on a regular basis. Spike watches Passions for me.
[ ] I wear contact lenses.
[X] I will try anything once.
[x] I work at a job that I enjoy.
[x] I would classify myself as ghetto. oh, oh yes
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I like orange kool aid.
[ ] I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
[X] I like being at school.
[ ] I always love wearing sweaters.
[ ] I love water polo.
[X] I am currently wearing socks.
[ ] I am being nostalgic right now.
[X] I hate summer.
[X] I am tired.
[x] I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt
I have....
[/] been drunk. Tipsy is really all. I played with Colin's cheekbones, saying something like "You could cut sooooo muuuuuch bread!"
[X] smoked pot.
[ ] done ecstasy.
[ ] done coke.
[ ] done crack.
[ ] done heroin.
[ ] done opium.
[ ] done PCP.
[ ] done LSD.
[ ] done CCC's.
[ ] done prescription narcotics for recreational purposes.
[ ] huffed air-duster. ...what?
[/] been to a rave. (the room rave = AWESOME, the car rave = also good)
[ ] been to a real party. (at least 30 people and at least 4 types of drugs there)
[x] ridden in a taxi.
[X] jumped a ramp with a bike. Nap Dyn style?
[X] been dumped. Flat on my callipigous goyshe ass?
[ ] been used.
[ ] shoplifted.
[X] ran from the cops.
[X] been in a room of your school that you could get suspended for being in
[ ] been fired.
[/] been kicked out of a movie theater. It was close.
[x] snuck into a movie.
[X] been in a fist fight.
[ ] got hit by a car.
[X] fired a real gun.
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[ ] been arrested.
[ ] gone in a mosh pit.
[x] stolen something from your school. (Burge, anyone?)
[/] celebrated new years in times square. We tried, fecking Ruth's mom... But then we watched figure skating, it was cool.
[ ] gone on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[X] been to europe.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] thrown up from drinking.
[x] played Clue
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] gone ice skating.
[ ] cheated on a bf/gf.
[ ] been cheated on.
[x] had your tonsils out.
[x] been exposed to laughing gas (the above).
[x] had a car.
[x] driven a car.
[/] Totaled a car. No, but guys, there was this mailbox? And then there wasn't?
Do you...
[ ] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[ ] feel happy.
[?] hate yourself.
[ ] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] sing along with your music.
[x] dance around the house in your underwear. I'm SO the Nekkid Room-mate.
[ ] listen to Hawaiian Music. wait, what?
[x] listen to underground hip hop.
[x] listen to rap. Err bawdy in duh club gettin' tip-seh!
[X] listen to classic rock.
[x] listen to new rock.
[x] listen to country. oh brother, where art thou? Serriously for real.
[ ] listen to reggae.
[x] listen to techno.
[ ] listen to hardcore punk.
[X] listen to pop.
[X] listen to r&b. Guys, what's Norah Jones?
[X] listen to jazz.
[ ] listen to crooners.
[ ] listen to bands that can't be put into a category.
[x] have hobbies.
[ ] skateboard.
[ ] do aggressive inline.
[ ] snowboard.
[ ] ski.
[x] surf.
[x] skim board.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[ ] get good grades.
[X] play an instrument.
[x] have slippers
[ ] wear boxers
[ ] wear black eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[x] like the color pink.
[x] like the color red
[x] like the color green
[x] like the color black
[ ] like the color purple THE BOOK?!
[ ] like neon colors
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[x] have long hair.
[ ] have short hair.
[ ] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.
Are you...
[X] bored.
[X] happy.
[X] bilingual. add my smattering of languages together, and mebee?
[ ] Hawaiian.
[ ] blonde
[x] a brunette
[X] a redhead
[ ] a darkhead (black hair)
[ ] Samoan.
[ ] Filipino.
[ ] Korean.
[ ] British.
[x] white.
[ ] Italian
[ ] black.
[ ] Inuit
[ ] Mexican.
[ ] Asian.
[?] a Christian ...by rearing
[ ] a Muslim
[ ] a Jew
[ ] a Hindu
[ ] a scientologist
[ ] an atheist
[ ] satanist
[X] short.
[ ] tall
[X] just right
[x] realistic
[x] an emo kid I'm ashamed... but it's still true
[ ]sick
[ ] mad
[x] lazy.
[ ] talking to someone.
[ ] IMing someone.
[ ] scared to die.
[ ] buzzed
[ ] high
[ ] caffeinated
[X] sleepy.
[ ] annoyed.
[ ] hungry.
[ ] thirsty.
[ ] on the phone.
[ ] in your room.
[ ] drinking something.
[ ] eating something.
[X] ticklish.
[X] listening to music
[?] a virgin. Could you define that, please?
:-: first best friend = Jessica Rosenblitz, that I remember. I'm sure I had younger ones I can't recall.
:-: first job = secretary for The Susan Horak Group
:-: first girlfriend = deff. Jessica Rosenblitz. It would have been v. unofficial, I've never had a real gf. It was all v. Rubyfruit Juungle. This being like first or second grade. Even then I was a shiksa godess. And having Lesbian Lurve. If boys, David Auger in kindergarden.
:-: first screen name = ladyxlos. I am classic in manner of Audrey Hepburn, no?
:-: first self purchased cd = Good god, it may have been fucking Apple or some shit, maybe Alannis?
:-: first funeral = Grandpa Russ
:-: first piercing/tattoo = none, biotch
:-: first enemy = Chuck Someshit. My line of glory: "I'm not crying because you hit me, I'm crying cause your's so fucking ugly!"
:-: first big trip = I don't remember it, but a national baloon festival outside of Denver where I got lost and was sobbing and stayed by the giant peanut man for safety. Adventure.
--LASTS--
:-: last fun car ride = car-rave
:-: last good cry = mom and grandma picked me up before they moved me out of the dorm- fell into the car and started sobbing, used the phrase I HATE at least six times
:-: last library book checked out = 'I don’t do libraries'< but they do you, Colin. Um, I don't remember, actually
:-: last beverage drank = strawberry coconut creme at Red Poppy
:-: last food consumed = tempeh jerk sandwhich from Red Poppy
:-: last phone call = Danny King
:-: last time showered = This morning, 10-ish
:-: last shoes worn = brown leather, for work
:-: last cd played = The Faint, "Danse Macabre”
:-: last annoyance = my mother calling right now
:-: last shirt worn = Corset Shirt #4 for a party last night w/ my boss and German teacher
:-: last website visited = colin's dj
--DESCRIBE YOUR…--
:-: wallet = old red leather with barbie and winnie the pooh stickers found outside of Tobacco Bowl for decoration
:-: underwear = I was looking through the drawer the other day- do you even know how many black thongs I own?! Not to mention how many silkworms I've tortoured! MADNESS!
:-: tattoos = none you'll ever see
:-: hair = strawberry blonde, chemically straightened
:-: room = beer cage in the co-op. Oh, wait, where I live not where I am. Um, an efficiency on Iowa.
:-: girlfriend = Oh survey, how did you know I was such a giant lesbian?
:-: parents = Could be worse. And by that I mean poorer.
--THIS OR THAT--
:-: [boxers or briefs] = both. at once.
:-: [plaid or striped] = Plaid, b/c I shop at HAwt Topic Soooooooo much.
:-: [okay, ok, or o.k.] = okay
:-: [bright colors or dark colors] = oh, totally dark like my soul.
:-: [tic-tacs or certs] = neither, don't they have gelatin? too lazy to look. I expect your bad breath jokes here.
:-: [sunshine or rain] = rain
:-: [rain or snow] = rain
:-: [sun or moon] = moon
:-: [silver or gold] = silver
:-: [silk, cotton, or flannel sheets] = Jersey, hos. Mine are sagey colored.
:-: [preps or freaks] = freaks. and geeks.
:-: [popcorn-with or w/out butter] = butter. so. much. butter.
:-: [ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish] = mayo, b/c it is such a complex compound and can be made deliciously at home. I have recipies to share, guys!
:-: [shampoo + conditioner in one or separate] = separate, what, am I buying Save brand 2 in 1? Not since I was eleven, my friends!
--IF YOU WERE_______, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?--
:-: an animal = cat
:-: a fruit = kiwi
:-: a vegetable: asparagus
:-: a color = Green, silver or black
:-: a bug = giant moth. Mothriya! Moth-RI-ya!
--SHORT ANSWER--
:-: are you smart? = eh
:-: do you like onions? = like isn't strong enough a word
:-: what instruments can you play? = piano
:-: what words do you overuse= angst, po-mo, jappy
-: do you sleep with socks on? = no, only my dad does that, and he's gay. I don't want to be gay, do I?
:-: are you ticklish? = incredibly
:-: are you shy? = no, I just dislike you
:-: do you talk to yourself? = frequently
:-: do you have a basement or an attic? = um, does my new house have an attic? My parent's doesn't
:-: did you go to preschool? = Trinity Lutheran Represent!
:-: are you a morning person? = nooooooo
LAYER ONE:
-- first name: Erin
--last name: Horak
-- nickname(s): You try shortening a four letter name.
-- eye color: green
-- hair color: a deep azure with hints of- wait, I'm not a Mary Sue? What's it matter, it's changing in August. Wait until you guys see my VISION!!eleventy-one
-- height: 5’4”? I think?
-- righty or lefty: righty
LAYER TWO:
-- your heritage: roughly 1/4 German, 1/8 Czech, 1/8 English, 1/8 French, 1/8 Scottish and 1/8 Askenazie, however that's spelled Not sure of the specifics, we raped an Indian in there somewhere and there was a Secret Jew on maternal granddad's side, apparently, so that may be like closer to 1/4
-- your fears: none. HA.
-- your perfect pizza: cheese and portabella deep dish
-- goals you'd like to achieve: A long-lasting relationship of substance and a novel acclaimed by people I respect, to be a good mother, to be intellectually satisfied with myself, to read everything I want to read, to become good at/knowledgeable in everything I find deeply interesting
LAYER THREE:
-- your most overused phrase on AIM: omg
-- your thoughts first waking up: fucking waking
-- your thoughts at bedtime: Will I ever do my German homework?
LAYER FOUR:
-- pepsi or coke: coke, pepsi supposrts Republican campaigns
-- mcdonald's or burger king: neither
-- single or group dates: single. groups are good, but that's just hanging out, not a date
-- adidas or nike: something that killed less Asian to make? Like, just an actual asian strapped to my foot, a la Drawn Together?
-- lipton iced tea or nestea: Lipton, nestea is for girls and yanks
-- chocolate or vanilla: dark chocolate, form of LEbron James's Dick
-- cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino,
LAYER FIVE
Do you....
-- smoke: hookah
-- curse: oh my, yes
-- sing: yes
-- take a shower: yes (No, NEVER)
-- have a crush: no
-- do you think you've been in love: yes
-- want to go to college: yes
-- like(d) high school: yeah, for the most part
-- want to get married: no
-- believe in yourself: The Poppins told me I must
-- get motion sickness: no
-- think you're a health freak: I'm a veg who eats organic 90% of the time at this point?
-- get along with your parent(s): it's too embarassingly emo to go int (Divorce him, he beats your chiiiiiiiildren! lalalalala)
-- like thunderstorms: yes
LAYER SIX:
In the past have you...
-- drank alcohol: yes, hi last week!
-- smoked: -- done a drug: yes
-- kissed someone: yes
-- had sex: please define
-- gone on a date: yes
-- gone to the mall?: yes
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: yes. I was pissed, okay?
-- eaten sushi: yes
-- been on stage: yes
-- been dumped: yes. hi, Jer!
-- gone skating: yes
-- made homemade cookies: yes
-- gone skinny dipping: yes
-- dyed your hair: yes
-- stolen anything: yes, and got belt-whipped for it, happy?
LAYER SEVEN:
Have you ever....
-- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no, cause I know when to stop? And am not incredibly interested in being 'OMG SO WASTED GUYZ!!'
-- been caught "doing something": yes, hi Colin and Britney
-- been called a tease: no
-- gotten beaten up: yes, but then I was sassy all up in his face.
-- changed who you were to fit in: no
LAYER EIGHT:
-- age you hope to be married: ...28?
-- numbers and names of children: two, Alexander William or the reverse and an undecided girl's name
-- where you want to go to college: there's a list. and Iowa isn't on it.
-- what do you want to be when you grow up: writer? historian? chef? Super-freak? Beast of Womanosity? Philosophista? Crazy Patzer in Park Not Actually Good Enough To Hustle?
-- what country would you most like to visit: Italy
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl...
-- best eye color: depends
-- best hair color: depends
-- short or long hair: depends
-- height: depends
-- best first date location: coffee, dinner, letting me cook for you, just talking
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: 2
-- # of people I could trust with my life: none. I could trust them to be just, but not forgiving, not ultimatley understanding. And no one takes me down but me. Such a fucking control freak.
-- # of pets you have, what kinds, names: cat, mancoon based mutt, Rasputin
-- # of CDs that i own: oh my god, I have NO idea
-- # of piercings: none
-- # of tattoos: none
-- # of scars on my body: none
-- # of things in my past that I regret: Bitchiness, weakness, not giving people breaks they deserve, my inability to ever forgive, times I have forgiven and lived to regret, that last tempeh jerk sandwhich... actually, that was good.
I am...
[x] I am a university student.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I am an okay dancer.
[ ] I am a huge fan of lists.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I am a perfectionist.
[ ] I am a Republican.
[X] I am allergic to something. (It's you.)
[ ] I am an only child.
[ ] I am Catholic.
[ ] I am content as of this moment.
[ ] I am currently in my pajamas.
[x] I am currently pregnant. (um, guys? I have a Secret to Share... You remember Chuck?)
[X] I am currently single.
[ ] I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
[ ] I am currently suffering from a breaking heart.
[ ] I am okay at styling other people's hair.
[ ] I am left handed.
[ ] I am married.
[x] I am obsessed with my livejournal.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I am so bored, I am filling out this list.
[ ] I am resentful that I have to grow up.
[ ] I am very shy around the opposite sex.
[ ] I am, or was, pigeon-toed. (With real live pigeons.)
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I can be paranoid at times.
[X] I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go. (It's my ass, it destroys nations.)
[ ] I collect picture frames.
[ ] I currently have a crush on someone.
[x] I consider myself to be a 'nerd'.
[x] I currently regret something that I have done/am doing.
[x] I curse frequently.
[x] I do not believe people are inherently good or evil.
[ ] I don't hate anyone.
[X] I enjoy country music.
[x] I enjoy jazz music.
[x] I enjoy smoothies.
[x] I enjoy talking on the phone.
[X] I have a car.
[x] I have a mobile phone.
[ ] I have a hard time paying attention at school.
[X] I have a hidden talent.
[x] I have a hobby.
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[x] I have a pet.
[ ] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[X] I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy.
[X] I have all my (real) grandparents, none of them have died.
[X] I have at least one brother and/or sister.
[x] I have avoided work to play with my livejournal.
[X] I have been in a real relationship.
[X] I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship. (Um, I dunno, I was unlike myself, I think it counts.)
[x] I have been to another country.
[X] I have been to an anime convention.
[X] I have been to Europe.
[ ] I have been to Las Vegas.
[x] I have been told that I am very smart.
[x] I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
[ ] I have broken a bone.
[x] I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
[x] I have changed a diaper.
[x] I have changed a lot over the past year.
[ ] I have cheated on a significant other.
[X] I have counted down the days until the summer.
[ ] I have dated my best friend's ex.
[x] I have done something illegal.
[X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have gone scuba diving/snorkling.
[X] I have had major/minor surgery.
[ ] I have had my hair cut within the last week.
[ ] I have had the cops called on me.
[ ] I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
[X] I have kissed someone of the same sex. (Still Jessica.)
[ ] I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
[x] I have mood swings.
[/] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I have rejected someone before. (Not responded to obvious hints?)
[x] I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
[X] I have seen the television show The O.C.
[x] I have swam in the ocean.
[X] I have tried a drug that is illegal.
[X] I have tried sushi.
[X] I have watched Sex and the City.
[ ] I have watched the television show Spongebob Squarepants.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[X] I like being the center of attention.
[x] I like eating Ramen noodles.
[ ] I like my handwriting.
[x] I like Shakespeare.
[ ] I like the taste of blood.
[X] I like to cook.
[x] I like to sing.
[ ] I like to vacuum.
[ ] I love learning foreign languages.
[ ] I love Michael Jackson.
[x] I love my friends.
[ ] I love olives.
[x] I love rain.
[x] I love sleeping.
[x] I love to play computer games.
[x] I love to shop.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I own 100 CDs or more.
[x] I own a home. sorta?
[x] I own and use a library card.
[X] I play a musical instrument.
[x] I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream. Actual Agnosticism, as opposed to soft-core deisim (sp?)?
[x] I read books for pleasure.
[x] I shave my legs.
[x] I sleep a lot during the day.
[/] I strongly dislike math. I hate, yet I LOVE.
[ ] I think Britney Spears is pretty.
[x] I think long strings of html code look cool.
[ ] I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
[x] I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
[ ] I was born in a country other than the USA.
[ ] I watch more TV this year than last year.
[/] I watch soap operas on a regular basis. Spike watches Passions for me.
[ ] I wear contact lenses.
[X] I will try anything once.
[x] I work at a job that I enjoy.
[x] I would classify myself as ghetto. oh, oh yes
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I like orange kool aid.
[ ] I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
[X] I like being at school.
[ ] I always love wearing sweaters.
[ ] I love water polo.
[X] I am currently wearing socks.
[ ] I am being nostalgic right now.
[X] I hate summer.
[X] I am tired.
[x] I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt
I have....
[/] been drunk. Tipsy is really all. I played with Colin's cheekbones, saying something like "You could cut sooooo muuuuuch bread!"
[X] smoked pot.
[ ] done ecstasy.
[ ] done coke.
[ ] done crack.
[ ] done heroin.
[ ] done opium.
[ ] done PCP.
[ ] done LSD.
[ ] done CCC's.
[ ] done prescription narcotics for recreational purposes.
[ ] huffed air-duster. ...what?
[/] been to a rave. (the room rave = AWESOME, the car rave = also good)
[ ] been to a real party. (at least 30 people and at least 4 types of drugs there)
[x] ridden in a taxi.
[X] jumped a ramp with a bike. Nap Dyn style?
[X] been dumped. Flat on my callipigous goyshe ass?
[ ] been used.
[ ] shoplifted.
[X] ran from the cops.
[X] been in a room of your school that you could get suspended for being in
[ ] been fired.
[/] been kicked out of a movie theater. It was close.
[x] snuck into a movie.
[X] been in a fist fight.
[ ] got hit by a car.
[X] fired a real gun.
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[ ] been arrested.
[ ] gone in a mosh pit.
[x] stolen something from your school. (Burge, anyone?)
[/] celebrated new years in times square. We tried, fecking Ruth's mom... But then we watched figure skating, it was cool.
[ ] gone on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[X] been to europe.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] thrown up from drinking.
[x] played Clue
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] gone ice skating.
[ ] cheated on a bf/gf.
[ ] been cheated on.
[x] had your tonsils out.
[x] been exposed to laughing gas (the above).
[x] had a car.
[x] driven a car.
[/] Totaled a car. No, but guys, there was this mailbox? And then there wasn't?
Do you...
[ ] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[ ] feel happy.
[?] hate yourself.
[ ] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] sing along with your music.
[x] dance around the house in your underwear. I'm SO the Nekkid Room-mate.
[ ] listen to Hawaiian Music. wait, what?
[x] listen to underground hip hop.
[x] listen to rap. Err bawdy in duh club gettin' tip-seh!
[X] listen to classic rock.
[x] listen to new rock.
[x] listen to country. oh brother, where art thou? Serriously for real.
[ ] listen to reggae.
[x] listen to techno.
[ ] listen to hardcore punk.
[X] listen to pop.
[X] listen to r&b. Guys, what's Norah Jones?
[X] listen to jazz.
[ ] listen to crooners.
[ ] listen to bands that can't be put into a category.
[x] have hobbies.
[ ] skateboard.
[ ] do aggressive inline.
[ ] snowboard.
[ ] ski.
[x] surf.
[x] skim board.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[ ] get good grades.
[X] play an instrument.
[x] have slippers
[ ] wear boxers
[ ] wear black eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[x] like the color pink.
[x] like the color red
[x] like the color green
[x] like the color black
[ ] like the color purple THE BOOK?!
[ ] like neon colors
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[x] have long hair.
[ ] have short hair.
[ ] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.
Are you...
[X] bored.
[X] happy.
[X] bilingual. add my smattering of languages together, and mebee?
[ ] Hawaiian.
[ ] blonde
[x] a brunette
[X] a redhead
[ ] a darkhead (black hair)
[ ] Samoan.
[ ] Filipino.
[ ] Korean.
[ ] British.
[x] white.
[ ] Italian
[ ] black.
[ ] Inuit
[ ] Mexican.
[ ] Asian.
[?] a Christian ...by rearing
[ ] a Muslim
[ ] a Jew
[ ] a Hindu
[ ] a scientologist
[ ] an atheist
[ ] satanist
[X] short.
[ ] tall
[X] just right
[x] realistic
[x] an emo kid I'm ashamed... but it's still true
[ ]sick
[ ] mad
[x] lazy.
[ ] talking to someone.
[ ] IMing someone.
[ ] scared to die.
[ ] buzzed
[ ] high
[ ] caffeinated
[X] sleepy.
[ ] annoyed.
[ ] hungry.
[ ] thirsty.
[ ] on the phone.
[ ] in your room.
[ ] drinking something.
[ ] eating something.
[X] ticklish.
[X] listening to music
[?] a virgin. Could you define that, please?
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Date: 2005-07-10 01:08 pm (UTC)Also...wtf is up with all my friends being Jewish? I mean, you're from %&$^@ Missouri of all places! I need to find someone to be my friend who's so painfully Midwestern goyish that the break out in hives at the sight of chicken soup. Becaues otherwise I'm going to have my doubts that we're .2% of this country, really.
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Date: 2005-07-11 07:07 pm (UTC)Okay, a bit ethnically doesn't make one jewish, does it? I can't even SPELL ashka-whatsit. It's female-decent, but it's not like I have right of return or, you know, didn't this year utter the immortal line "Wait, so HOW many temples did you guys, like, have?" Earning, I might add, a look of utter disgust. And I can't eat chicken soup 'cause of Veg, so does it count for breaking out? I think I can count as the Goy Force in your life. OR I could combine my powers with the aid of special rings with non-practicing Vikki and form Captain Shiksa. That's so the plan. I get to be the Eastern Bloc one.