UI Health: Providing Work to Desperate, Bored English Majors

[x_los]

Check out A Spring Break Sweet “Six S” Story on the web at
http://www.uiowa.edu/~gohealth

What are the “Six S’s”?
• Safe Sex
• Security and Personal Safety
• Substance Abuse
• Savvy Social Drinking
• Sensible Suntanning
• Security Seatbelts

Create your own Sweet Six “S” Story!

Gem of a bad campaign found while cleaning out my uiowa mailbox.

*Edit: Okay, I like my pun 'bad campaign,' and shame on you for not telling me how awful it is.*

Comments

wetwetwet

[anyhennypenny.livejournal.com]

Is Iowa a dry campus? I'd be very amused, were it.

Re: wetwetwet

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Dry as a bone. It's a giant party school and the admins are in deepest denial. It's so cute.

[clio-the-muse.livejournal.com]

I notice that 5 of the 6 S's say things you should do - "savvy" drinking, "sensible" tanning, but that one of them - "subtance abuse" - is something which I'm guessing you shouldn't do. That's amusing. Did someone not notice the inconsistency here?

[x-los.livejournal.com]

I thought that too! I went out and substance abused while savvily drinking while sensibly tanning, and it didn't really work out for me, so I registered a complaint. Have yet to hear back.