Good (& Free) Things to Listen To/In Which I Am A Dick To My Family

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* This American Life: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/2012

* The British History Podcast: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-british-history-podcast/id440985304


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Little sister: *enters a fb!relationship (age 15)*

Erin
dating, are we?
have safe sex only when ready and not because you feel pressured by any social constraints or the boy in question!!

Meghan
Omg he lives in st Louis so don't worry ok no sex here plus mom would skin me

Erin
I thought he was in Vermont?
dude his interests suck
Saw, doesn't read, screamo?

Meghan
Stop stalking my boyfriend!

Erin
never

Meghan
Shut up
Those arent his real interest

Erin
brb, messaging him about safe sex...

Meghan
Noooo

Erin
ahahahahahhahahahahahah

Meghan
Erin please don't it just happend don't scare Hume
Him

Erin
I am 100% not going to
...or am I?!
no
not doing it
but I like that you thought I might
that is gold

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Don't scare Hume, guys. You wouldn't like Hume when he's angry. That's just the impression (and the idea) that I get... #Ihaveempiricisthumorlocke'ddown