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May. 13th, 2006 04:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
x_losTime for somethingawful's Goku awards for worst erotic fanfiction, as Heather so kindly reminded me. Though the Roseanne and, I think, She-ra crossover, and The Erotic Schoolbus (Oh Ms. Frizzle) both stole huge chunks of my hapiness, the following is a clip from a Teen Titans self-insertion I have no hopes of ever recovering from. Even if you've never seen Teen Titans, the writing. Oh god, the writing.
"Todd's New Power" - Todd Augustine
Sample: "Todd ran his fingers down Starfire's boobs and she quivered as a thousand orgasms shot through her boobs and down to her pussy. 'This is my new power,' said Todd, 'the power to give you excuisite [sic] pleasure.' There was a woosh and Raven flew in on a hover disc 'not so fast, Todd!' she yelled with a yawp. 'Yes, so fast, Raven!' Todd replied and sent a beam of orgasms hurtling out of his fingertips and into her pussy and she collapsed."
Oh my god. My mom brought home a Spinoza Teddy Bear. I about died. It speaks several tapes worth of information on various things, and it says on the side "There is no healing power in the universe greater than love!" Why is there a Spinoza bear?!
"Todd's New Power" - Todd Augustine
Sample: "Todd ran his fingers down Starfire's boobs and she quivered as a thousand orgasms shot through her boobs and down to her pussy. 'This is my new power,' said Todd, 'the power to give you excuisite [sic] pleasure.' There was a woosh and Raven flew in on a hover disc 'not so fast, Todd!' she yelled with a yawp. 'Yes, so fast, Raven!' Todd replied and sent a beam of orgasms hurtling out of his fingertips and into her pussy and she collapsed."
Oh my god. My mom brought home a Spinoza Teddy Bear. I about died. It speaks several tapes worth of information on various things, and it says on the side "There is no healing power in the universe greater than love!" Why is there a Spinoza bear?!
