Weekend of Joy
Sep. 4th, 2004 08:22 pmOkay, drive back with the Family Fletcher was uneventful, save for the VW Bug with the vanity plate 'insekt.'
I put out food for Rasputin before I went to bed, only to find myself staring at this naked hairless thing with a rat tail, which was just hanging out on the deck. It was a creepy, dark creature of the night. It might have been a possum. It stared at me, I starred at it, so on for thirty seconds, then it stalked off to go be freaky somewhere else.
Then I shook my head and took a shower IN A REAL SHOWER. WITH A FLOOR. WITHOUT SHOWER SHOES. Sveeeeeeeet.
Bought rosemary, sage, and fresh veggies for a tomato sauce and picked tomatoes from our kitchen garden- I love late summer, the tomatoes are so ripe they just fall off the vine when you tap it. Cooking rocks, guys, and it rocks hard. Trust a man, though, to plant a kitchen garden with a huge overabundance of gourds. What the hell am I supposed to do with gourds? Especially these little ones? We can only eat so much soup, which is about all I can think of even while consulting my Joy of Cooking, and if he wanted a crawling plant to fill in between rows, pumpkins would have been a lot more practical: baked, salty seeds, pie, stew, jackie-o's, etc. As ever, Kim is a dumbass.
Am hanging out w/ Kel most of the weekend, as I miss my 'cherish one' muchly, and no one else will slash EVERYTHING with me. Well, Kel is still terrified of my Cartman/Kyle slashing tendencies. Despite knowing I'm just kidding, she is horrified. But other than that.
Watched a South Park eppisode I hadn't seen before ("Ha ha, made you eat your parents!") and some Daily Show, wherein they made a joke about Angels in America and I was amused on Jeremy's behalf. Speaking of that, while watching old SNL, saw a skit with The Continental. Whom, according to a certain person, I am less desirable than. Feel exceptionally empowered now. Eeeeeexcellent.
In my absence, they have added a frog to the family menagerie. We already have a cat, a ginneau pid, four rats, and six lizzards. How long before we are ready to outfit our personal ark?
Asked kel, mom and grandma about a decision and came to a resolution. Feel very wiccan what with my consultation of maiden, mother and crone. Oh Junior High Wiccanism, how I miss thee.
And lastly, Molly had my fucking 'lovers' card from my favorite deck and was using it in a collage. I'm all about her art, but not when she doesn't 'spect my propperty, I'll go all John Locke on her ass. She knows I feel ghetto shuffling in a card from another set, and it was major arcanna too! Well, now I can give reading when I feel like it. I don't know that I believe in any of it, but it's fun, so fuck forming a reasoned conviction about the subject and acting according to it. Just 'fuck that shit.'
I put out food for Rasputin before I went to bed, only to find myself staring at this naked hairless thing with a rat tail, which was just hanging out on the deck. It was a creepy, dark creature of the night. It might have been a possum. It stared at me, I starred at it, so on for thirty seconds, then it stalked off to go be freaky somewhere else.
Then I shook my head and took a shower IN A REAL SHOWER. WITH A FLOOR. WITHOUT SHOWER SHOES. Sveeeeeeeet.
Bought rosemary, sage, and fresh veggies for a tomato sauce and picked tomatoes from our kitchen garden- I love late summer, the tomatoes are so ripe they just fall off the vine when you tap it. Cooking rocks, guys, and it rocks hard. Trust a man, though, to plant a kitchen garden with a huge overabundance of gourds. What the hell am I supposed to do with gourds? Especially these little ones? We can only eat so much soup, which is about all I can think of even while consulting my Joy of Cooking, and if he wanted a crawling plant to fill in between rows, pumpkins would have been a lot more practical: baked, salty seeds, pie, stew, jackie-o's, etc. As ever, Kim is a dumbass.
Am hanging out w/ Kel most of the weekend, as I miss my 'cherish one' muchly, and no one else will slash EVERYTHING with me. Well, Kel is still terrified of my Cartman/Kyle slashing tendencies. Despite knowing I'm just kidding, she is horrified. But other than that.
Watched a South Park eppisode I hadn't seen before ("Ha ha, made you eat your parents!") and some Daily Show, wherein they made a joke about Angels in America and I was amused on Jeremy's behalf. Speaking of that, while watching old SNL, saw a skit with The Continental. Whom, according to a certain person, I am less desirable than. Feel exceptionally empowered now. Eeeeeexcellent.
In my absence, they have added a frog to the family menagerie. We already have a cat, a ginneau pid, four rats, and six lizzards. How long before we are ready to outfit our personal ark?
Asked kel, mom and grandma about a decision and came to a resolution. Feel very wiccan what with my consultation of maiden, mother and crone. Oh Junior High Wiccanism, how I miss thee.
And lastly, Molly had my fucking 'lovers' card from my favorite deck and was using it in a collage. I'm all about her art, but not when she doesn't 'spect my propperty, I'll go all John Locke on her ass. She knows I feel ghetto shuffling in a card from another set, and it was major arcanna too! Well, now I can give reading when I feel like it. I don't know that I believe in any of it, but it's fun, so fuck forming a reasoned conviction about the subject and acting according to it. Just 'fuck that shit.'
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Date: 2004-09-05 04:19 pm (UTC)Needless to say, picking our tomatoes was muchly frustrating, me being, what?, 5'3'', 5'4'' on a good, less-than-wholly-honest, day.
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Date: 2004-09-05 09:53 pm (UTC)Sorry about not saying goodbye to you. I tried at like 10:30, fell asleep, then tried again at like 4:30.
I hope you're having a good time!
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Date: 2004-09-06 12:10 am (UTC)I think my favorite part of this was when you said you'd "go all John Locke" on your sister's ass.
also that episode of South Park was EXTREMELY weird...
I misses you. come back and live across the hall from me. this very second.
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Date: 2004-09-06 12:50 am (UTC)the same sentiments as annie. come back so we can live together in the hall again.
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Date: 2004-09-06 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-09 01:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-18 12:54 am (UTC)that's what i get for going to a damn community college in a nowhere-town in fucking florida with a bunch o' hicks.
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Date: 2004-09-18 12:55 am (UTC)