Using My Powers for Evil

[x_los]

I'm playing around at work. Because we're a real estate company, I have access to the Assessor's internet database via a Super Secret Password and all that rot. I can thus muck around and find out what property is owned by people and how much they pay in taxes. It's not the most entertaining way to pass an afternoon, certainly, but I do occasionally get to point and laugh or raise an impressed eyebrow in the privacy of my cubicle. Really, the only interesting thing about it is I get to look at people and know stuff about them they haven't told me. With my beady little eyes I can stare into their fiscal history, if not their very soul!


...god this is boring. This must be what it's like to spend life as a charted accountant...