LIKE MY COUNTRY'S CHEDDAR, I AM INSUFFICIENTLY SHARP. :(

[x_los]

My girlfriend prefers cheese to me. "I looooove cheese, cheese cheese cheese." Feel sorry for me.

Comments

[chickenamu.livejournal.com]

I guess this means you need to spend more time with vegans? They'd love you more than cheese. :(

[innocentsmith.livejournal.com]

Woooooooeeeeee!

...Are we talking, like, aged cheddar, or just your basic happy-cows-come-from-California mild cheddar nonsense? Because, seriously, hie thee to a Trader Joe's: if some of the American cheddars therein aren't sharp enough, well, exactly how f@#$ing sharp is she wanting?

Anyway, *sympathesizes, despite nebulous confusion*.

[mister-duster.livejournal.com]

I feel like making a pun about sharpness... but nothing's coming. So I'll just feel sorry for you.

Oh no fear, hon, you are plenty sharp.

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

Clearly the answer is to go roll in cheese. Then her affections toward you will be assured.

Possibly no one else will want to be near you, though. Depends on how pro-dairy your social circle is.

I think it's time for a fondue party

[heather-macleod.livejournal.com]

Some of her social circle is so pro-dairy we discussed exactly which kind of cheese we should roll her in.
We're going with feta or Parmesan.

[evilawyer.livejournal.com]

Cheese may make people happy, but you make people think. Sharpness is therefore not necessary.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Now that I can't have dairy, does this all seem eerily prescient?

[x-los.livejournal.com]

I took her to such a Trader in St. Louis in the end to be like LOOK WE DO KNOW HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO, ALRIGHT?

[x-los.livejournal.com]

*sammisses*

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Man I'd be all about clever sentient cheese monsters, though. Best of both worlds!

Re: I think it's time for a fondue party

[x-los.livejournal.com]

See my comment to Amy. WAAAAAH!

Re: Oh no fear, hon, you are plenty sharp.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

"HEY BABY I HOPE YOU LIKE MY CHEESE EXO-SKELETON! I MADE IT ESPECIALLY FOR YOOOOU!"