I totes won, though

( In which I fight a fucking squirrel )

Weirdly addictive records of what a highly-paid, very boring fashion-person spends money on.
Black-Footed Cats!Kittens, zomg
This printed strawberry cake could be prettier, but is a cool idea, and I wonder how they did it
Avengers, Disassemble! Cancelling a Really Good Avengers Show Right Before the Movie
This Frog Is More Composed Than Most People We Know
What Your Pronouns Say About You (and Power)
bookforum.com PITCH HERE?
The impact of major political crises as measured by the amount of pizza ordered by DC political staffers
Let This Hilarious Elderly Couple Teach You How to Survive 72 Years of Marriage
Lady Jane's Salon
CONTRARIWISE: LITERARY TATTOOS: TATTOOS FROM BOOKS, POETRY, MUSIC, AND OTHER SOURCES.
Los Angeles Review of Books
Los Angeles Review of Books (wiki)
Practically Marzipan (check out places she's written for)
How to Name Your Baby Without Screwing It Up
The Curious Case of Why We Give a Shit Whether Elizabeth Warren Is a Native American
Of love and loss: An ordinary breakup told in an extraordinary way
Irrelevant Homophobes Newly Enraged Over JC Penney Ad Showing Lesbian Couple Being Happy
The Bechdel Paradise of a Muslim woman’s life
‘No Boys Allowed’ Prom Sounds Like It Was the Best Ever
Lovely book decorating thing
Fox Anchor Shep Smith Declares Politics ‘Weird’ and ‘Creepy’
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Reignite Their Old Flame