Well you would, wouldn't you?

Someone's kink meme prompt just made the Avengers film trailer make much more sense to me:

"You know how he falls off the Bifrost and everything? You think he went evil because daddy doesn't approve? Please, he's Loki.

The reason why he gets all rage!evil is because without Asgard's secret hair-enhancing foods or products, Loki's hair is growing not only gross and lanky, but he's getting a receding hairline because Midgardian products don't agree with his freaky Jotun hair.

So what happens?
1) He decides to get revenge on Midgard for their crap haircare products
2) He decides that his bid to take over the world might just drag his stupid brother down and maybe help him find a way back to Asgard to save his hair."

Have you seen this trailer? That shit has gone /mental/.