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Ultradouche
Aug. 5th, 2011 09:02 pmSo Katy sells her bed on Gumtree, with the mattress and everything, for thirty. It's a good bed, in good condition--the whole thing was probably 250, three years ago. The buyer-guys come today to look at it and go 'thirty is too much... twenty?' Like, after they're here. And they live IN the same, expensive building.
...no?
WE have no REAL rush to move it, assholes. Dude, don't wait until you COME to insist!! on your ten pound markdown when you're older and in a good building, and so obviously make money, and the whole fucking bed's thirty.
Like, I know you're Indian and may culturally presume that people bargain? Yeah, so this is London, and they do not bargain for /shit/. The very suggestion creeps them the fuck out, they don't even bargain at /markets/.
And if the person is CLEARLY not playing ball, don't be like 'twenty five?!' Because you've already tried it, and now you're making an ultradouche of yourself.
...no?
WE have no REAL rush to move it, assholes. Dude, don't wait until you COME to insist!! on your ten pound markdown when you're older and in a good building, and so obviously make money, and the whole fucking bed's thirty.
Like, I know you're Indian and may culturally presume that people bargain? Yeah, so this is London, and they do not bargain for /shit/. The very suggestion creeps them the fuck out, they don't even bargain at /markets/.
And if the person is CLEARLY not playing ball, don't be like 'twenty five?!' Because you've already tried it, and now you're making an ultradouche of yourself.
