Great Moments in Erin Being a Bitch

Context: I have a LOT of siblings. Susan is my mom's name. Molly is my younger sister, 22, and Sam is my younger brother, 12.

me
mom?
what are you doing on gchat?
Sent at 12:21 PM on Friday
Susan
mom dose not want to talk to you
me
ouch
Susan
because you have a big head
me
it's true
it's v. large
Susan
and your arms are to short
me
too, Sam
there's a second o
unless this is Molly--in which case
sorry for mocking your dislexia
Sent at 2:31 PM on Friday
Susan
its molly
me
accidental!bitchiness
brought to you by not eating lunch yet