"Dudes -- can you imagine Thor, Hercules, Samson, Lincoln, Armstrong, or any other true hero getting fucked up the ass? Not without destroying his life."
Oh man, win of the day goes to![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nacilmeiel, who directed me to Heroic Homosex the Website (WARNING, MANY GRAPHIC NSFW PICS OVER THERE). The comedy: it buuuuurns. It's not just "frottage is cool," which, y'know, whatever, I'm happy you're happy, but "no, for srs, all anal sex ever is WRONG." This page in particular is hilarious.
Further quotes of particular gold:
My writingz, let me show u them!
"Cockrub Warriors of Mars is my attempt to move the Cockrub Warriors into a future of social responsibility and spirituality. And The Avenger is about how a Cockrub Warrior finds himself and gets even after a butt-fucker has raped him. It's a superhot story with some powerful statements about cockrubbin and stayin true to yourself."
Oh man, win of the day goes to
nacilmeiel, who directed me to Heroic Homosex the Website (WARNING, MANY GRAPHIC NSFW PICS OVER THERE). The comedy: it buuuuurns. It's not just "frottage is cool," which, y'know, whatever, I'm happy you're happy, but "no, for srs, all anal sex ever is WRONG." This page in particular is hilarious. Further quotes of particular gold:
My writingz, let me show u them!
"Cockrub Warriors of Mars is my attempt to move the Cockrub Warriors into a future of social responsibility and spirituality. And The Avenger is about how a Cockrub Warrior finds himself and gets even after a butt-fucker has raped him. It's a superhot story with some powerful statements about cockrubbin and stayin true to yourself."
"That pleasure, which derives from the mutual rubbing of the erectile tissues of the male and female genitals, has inspired much of the creative output of the human race."
"Cause anal isn't even sex. It's dangerous, it hurts, it smells bad, and it messes with your head."
