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My bed has five pillows and four comforters on it,** three on which? Are DOWN, bitchez! With every passing day I move closer to DAS UBERKOMFORT!*
My life-plan to be the coziest woman in history approaches its fulfillment! Cower at my comfy-ness, all ye with but one pillow to cry into!
No, I haven't finished Kim yet. Why do you ask?
*With apologies to the German language.
**All for meeeeeeeee!
*Edit* Oh screw home work, I just realized I don't have any of my Absolute Beginner on my new laptop. Or the hilarious Neue Deutsche Welle, with quality lyrics like: "You might not know it, but my mooooom is German!" Oh Fler, Emmeinim of Germany: I feel like you try Reeeeeeally Haaaaaard.
My life-plan to be the coziest woman in history approaches its fulfillment! Cower at my comfy-ness, all ye with but one pillow to cry into!
No, I haven't finished Kim yet. Why do you ask?
*With apologies to the German language.
**All for meeeeeeeee!
*Edit* Oh screw home work, I just realized I don't have any of my Absolute Beginner on my new laptop. Or the hilarious Neue Deutsche Welle, with quality lyrics like: "You might not know it, but my mooooom is German!" Oh Fler, Emmeinim of Germany: I feel like you try Reeeeeeally Haaaaaard.
