Amanda Lepore has a question for you.

[x_los]

AUGH Why do I love this song so much?! Clever lyrics, I think.


TL;DR: "I don't care if you think I'm dirty, I AM dirty, learn me!"

Comments

[floraldeoderant.livejournal.com]

Wha... What?

It IS all over your face, transgender-lady!

Also, NO I do NOT wish my girlfriend was hot like Bea Arthur.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Oh but you do. Age!play: it's nothing if not enduring!

[floraldeoderant.livejournal.com]

Alright, you got me. I'm in denial..

Bea can sex me up any time she wants.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Ah, but Bea doesn't deign to.

[floraldeoderant.livejournal.com]

Okay. Sure. You're right. Uh huh.

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.




There was kissing.





And it was hot.





And then we had sex. Like 4 times.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Why Christian, I do believe you have a... Bea in your bonnet? Bea-have! This kind of disclosure isn't very Bea-coming (No, srsly, she says you were terrible.).

[meaning-full.livejournal.com]

I LOVE that this is the icon for "dirty."

[x-los.livejournal.com]

OMFG I KNOW

[floraldeoderant.livejournal.com]

Pookykins just told you that Bea-cause I broke her hip in like.. Six places...

But she remains my Guenevere, and I am her Lancelot (DAMN YOU TED KOPPEL! Why must our love remain a secret from you? I understand that knowing the truth would make your emotions call your journalistic integrity into question, but WHY?!)

Yeah. That's right, Erin. All these references Bea Arthur-ian.

What now?


That's right.
EXTENSION!

[x-los.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. OH GOD. YOU, SIR, ARE THE SNARK. FOR TODAY AT LEAST I AM BUT THE HUMBLE EXTENSION.

[floraldeoderant.livejournal.com]

/bow