Rereading Aeneid for Dreams and Literature

[x_los]

Dido, on dock: I totally love you! Stay and be King!
Aeneas, from ship sailing off: Deez Nuuuuuuuuts!

Comments

[anyhennypenny.livejournal.com]

What did the Beatles do with their Norwegian wood?
-THEY WENT DOWN ON PENNY LANE!

-Furthermore-

Why did Major Tom and the space alien have sex?
-BECAUSE HE HAD HIS HELMET ON!

When they were done having sex, what did the space alien say to Major Tom?
-YOUR CIRCUIT'S DEAD, IS SOMETHING WRONG?!

Major Tom replied
-IT'S OK; I THINK MY SPACESHIP KNOWS WHICH WAY TO GO!

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Is it an acceptable response to be REALLY confused right now?

[anyhennypenny.livejournal.com]

Had I a title for that series of... something... you just read above, I think it would be "When Products of Study Breaks Go Wrong." It would also be that bonus DVD you get for free when you purchase "Girls Gone Wild" vol 4.