Ass Circus Comes To Town
Sep. 13th, 2006 01:31 amDue to the ass-clowneries of Bobo the Fiendish, I have had to park wierdly close to the sidewalk (Bobo's 1992 Carolla deserved 5 feet of unused, now unusable space behind him-- more junk in the trunk-- and his not moving the car for two days running was a mark of character) and will now get a ticket. Why must the ass-munchers be so ravenously hungry, and why must the taste they all savour be that of ass???!!!!
Got co-opted tonight by paper into covering and immediatley writing up Zadie Smith thing. Fuck my job. Me saying 'If absolutley necessary, as a LAST RESOURCE to call on, like ANWAR, I could do this' does not mean 'I'm already there and it's already done.' And I had plans with Dean to see that concert, and after with Molly to wear makeup! Again, fuck DI. Turned in a lack-luster review of Donnelly's with Jenna prodding me like a cow to be funnier. I can't snark when the place is too lame to have affection for OR hate. It was the milk and toast of faux-Irish pubs.
Zadie Smith is WAY hot.
I'm applying for the new Jamba Juice job NOW. Meg, you should too. Go to the House of Aromas, drop off an app, but specify that's what you're applying for. You will fucking LOVE the Jamba as I do, guys. Juice smoothy. Yessssssss. It's opening over next to Milio's.
Got co-opted tonight by paper into covering and immediatley writing up Zadie Smith thing. Fuck my job. Me saying 'If absolutley necessary, as a LAST RESOURCE to call on, like ANWAR, I could do this' does not mean 'I'm already there and it's already done.' And I had plans with Dean to see that concert, and after with Molly to wear makeup! Again, fuck DI. Turned in a lack-luster review of Donnelly's with Jenna prodding me like a cow to be funnier. I can't snark when the place is too lame to have affection for OR hate. It was the milk and toast of faux-Irish pubs.
Zadie Smith is WAY hot.
I'm applying for the new Jamba Juice job NOW. Meg, you should too. Go to the House of Aromas, drop off an app, but specify that's what you're applying for. You will fucking LOVE the Jamba as I do, guys. Juice smoothy. Yessssssss. It's opening over next to Milio's.