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Some of you may have heard that the Unionists are a bit racist and the Republicans sort of like to bomb shit. I haven't seen any bombings yet.

Train from Carrickfergus, Ulster back to Celfast City Centre. Girl my own age in too-tight "I DEFY these fifteen extra pounds my frame can't carry!" white top a la Iowa City friday night, and transparent brown skirt, which ends directly below bottom of panties, but only because that's where it gave up:

"I know I sound like Hitler, but I honnestly believe the world would ne a much better place if you killed everyone in Africa and just put solar pannels over the whole place. I honnestly believe that."

I think my jaw may have snapped clean off, but it's hard to ask an Irish girl how being an ignorant whore is working out for her when she's talking to her four male friends, all of whom is eassily say, Ben Bohart's size. And ten min later:

"Charlene says all you can see if black people, and when it's dark, all you can see is teeth."

You know, maybe if you're a race that's never been challenged in its dignity, like the British or the Germans, you could get away with thinking something wrong and stupid. Hold up, they did. But... no one serriously doubts that the potato famine was deliberate. They kind of wanted to starve your mom back down the line. Because they weren't Hitler or anything, they just thought the world would be a better place if they killed everyone in Ireland and just put solar pannels over the whole place. They honnestly believed that.

You dumb motherfucking loyalist, bright orange cunt of a train compartment sharer.

AUGH. And no one to sit down and hate this girl with! E-hate her for me, PLEASE!

Date: 2006-06-02 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shattered-girl.livejournal.com
I read this and I was almost totally ashamed by my Irish heritage...Then I remembered my family also whopped the rest of Ireland in the process.

So...Instead I e-hate this stupid cuntwaffle with you

Date: 2006-06-02 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarykarrey.livejournal.com
Killkillkill.

Date: 2006-06-02 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
EVERYONE else in Ireland was unbelievably awesome, just fucking awesome people. Don't hate Ireland, hate the cuntwaffle!

Date: 2006-06-02 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetevangeline.livejournal.com
I cannot believe anyone would actually wear that and utter those words. Ugh. Seriously, unbelievable that people like that exist.

Date: 2006-06-02 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insurr3cti0n.livejournal.com
cuntwaffle, i like that. havent heard that one. im gunna throw a bar of soap at you and dance a jig when you come back around to the states (fuck off, I'm Irish, I can make jokes :P).

Date: 2006-06-02 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
I know, it's so cartoonish.

Date: 2006-06-02 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
But like, if Bugs Bunny really wanted to keep the black man down.

Date: 2006-06-02 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
Why soap?

Date: 2006-06-02 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
I think that's sprt of the IRA's job, no need to step on their turf.

Date: 2006-06-02 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insurr3cti0n.livejournal.com
the irish spring soap? and the one where the guy like shaves off a piece or some shit.

Date: 2006-06-02 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insurr3cti0n.livejournal.com
bugs bunny *DID* really want to keep the black man down. ever check out osmeof the old old looney tunes?

Date: 2006-06-03 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shattered-girl.livejournal.com
I only hate the cuntwaffle, I am Irish anyhow

Date: 2006-06-04 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-los.livejournal.com
Oh god, do you remember the Scottish Spring Soap webcomic joke?

Date: 2006-06-04 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insurr3cti0n.livejournal.com
lol i think so

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