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May. 13th, 2006 04:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
x_losTime for somethingawful's Goku awards for worst erotic fanfiction, as Heather so kindly reminded me. Though the Roseanne and, I think, She-ra crossover, and The Erotic Schoolbus (Oh Ms. Frizzle) both stole huge chunks of my hapiness, the following is a clip from a Teen Titans self-insertion I have no hopes of ever recovering from. Even if you've never seen Teen Titans, the writing. Oh god, the writing.
"Todd's New Power" - Todd Augustine
Sample: "Todd ran his fingers down Starfire's boobs and she quivered as a thousand orgasms shot through her boobs and down to her pussy. 'This is my new power,' said Todd, 'the power to give you excuisite [sic] pleasure.' There was a woosh and Raven flew in on a hover disc 'not so fast, Todd!' she yelled with a yawp. 'Yes, so fast, Raven!' Todd replied and sent a beam of orgasms hurtling out of his fingertips and into her pussy and she collapsed."
Oh my god. My mom brought home a Spinoza Teddy Bear. I about died. It speaks several tapes worth of information on various things, and it says on the side "There is no healing power in the universe greater than love!" Why is there a Spinoza bear?!
"Todd's New Power" - Todd Augustine
Sample: "Todd ran his fingers down Starfire's boobs and she quivered as a thousand orgasms shot through her boobs and down to her pussy. 'This is my new power,' said Todd, 'the power to give you excuisite [sic] pleasure.' There was a woosh and Raven flew in on a hover disc 'not so fast, Todd!' she yelled with a yawp. 'Yes, so fast, Raven!' Todd replied and sent a beam of orgasms hurtling out of his fingertips and into her pussy and she collapsed."
Oh my god. My mom brought home a Spinoza Teddy Bear. I about died. It speaks several tapes worth of information on various things, and it says on the side "There is no healing power in the universe greater than love!" Why is there a Spinoza bear?!
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Date: 2006-05-13 04:07 pm (UTC)call me back. apparently grocery stores render me incapable of hearing my cell phone. (almost typed "myself own" because phonetics make more sense when I'm high?)
I got a little consumeristic and bought cake's "no phone" as my ringer. i think this makes me hip beyond belief.
saturday has been set aside for you (this week has an odd mix of social obligations), so I hope we can get in touch. If not... well, there may be a way.
PS-
I have season 2 of B7- original british dvds! The region two issue requires I watch them on a friends ps2 or my second dvd-rom. stephen gave it to me just for that purpose. He can be pretty bad ass.
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