While you were sleeping: ...we evicted your ass, sorry.*

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For someone I've never ever seen reading, my crazy, soon-to-be-ex-stepfather sure does have a fuckton of books to move. The only one of any discernible literary merit is The Catcher in the Rye. I find this hilarious. 'Ways to tell if you are a giant manchilde, no. 1: if functionally illiterate, do you STILL own The Catcher in the Rye?'

*...except for how I'm totes not. Byecycles, Kimbo, it's been lulzy.