What would Vetinari say?!

Toni Morrison cancels memoir contract due to 'not interesting' life
Hidden Gems: Lost Hollywood Jewelry Trove Uncovered in Burbank Warehouse (with bonus research Katy did, quoted by her boss)
Robert Fisk: Madness is not the reason for this massacre
On Goldman Executive Greg Smith's Brave Departure
Academic turns city into a social experiment: Mayor Mockus of Bogotá and his spectacularly applied theory

"The fact that he was seen as an unusual leader gave the new mayor the opportunity to try extraordinary things, such as hiring 420 mimes to control traffic in Bogotá's chaotic and dangerous streets. [...] Another innovative idea was to use mimes to improve both traffic and citizens' behavior. Initially 20 professional mimes shadowed pedestrians who didn't follow crossing rules: A pedestrian running across the road would be tracked by a mime who mocked his every move. Mimes also poked fun at reckless drivers. The program was so popular that another 400 people were trained as mimes."

VEL POSTERS FOR LAZY PEOPLE
Why women never have heart attacks on tv
29 Touristy Spots in America That Are Actually Good
Cloud Jello Shots
DIY Baileys (this food blog's generally cute)
really useful food conversion engine
Obama Knocks Back A Guinness On St. Paddy's Day
London's best food blogs and websites
Randomness Guide to London: Camberwell
#MEATEASY : Expertly pickled grease
Their current home
Cidered pork stew with light herb dumplings: perhaps this will use up leftovers tomorrow
Basic intro information for friends of people with mental illnesses: Rec'd by Amy
It’s About Immigrants, Not Irishness
Einstein Proved Right in Retest of Neutrinos’ Speed
The Old Feminists Were Right