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The Saddest
Dec. 8th, 2010 12:47 amMagical Story Time with Danny and Erin
Daniel: ....i have told you about the old Portugese whore when i was in highschool....right?
me: er, I don't /remember/
but I can't imagine you didn't
Daniel: it was just an old whore on a stoop calling out to us all sexy(group of highschool boys) "ohh baby you come to mommy" but she was 50 so we ignored her and kept walking and all the sudden her voice went from sly drunk to desperate as she screamed at us "BABIES (pronounced baybez) BABIES COME BACK"
she was the saddest whore i had ever seen
me: ...oh. my. god.
this is the /saddest/
Daniel: ....i have told you about the old Portugese whore when i was in highschool....right?
me: er, I don't /remember/
but I can't imagine you didn't
Daniel: it was just an old whore on a stoop calling out to us all sexy(group of highschool boys) "ohh baby you come to mommy" but she was 50 so we ignored her and kept walking and all the sudden her voice went from sly drunk to desperate as she screamed at us "BABIES (pronounced baybez) BABIES COME BACK"
she was the saddest whore i had ever seen
me: ...oh. my. god.
this is the /saddest/
