NOTE TO SELF

Baccardi 151 has almost the alcohol content of Everclear. DO NOT CHUG!!! Ever. Again.


Gawd it's hard to type.

EDIT: ALSO THOSE WERE NOT 'HARMLESS BANANA SCHNAPPS,' THEY WERE 99 PROOF, AND UNSUITABLE FOR SHOTS. As per advice, having a bit of a lie down.

EDIT of EDIT: Happy birthday Sam! I love yoooou! Even sober, swear I do! Even when I make fun of your whimsical writing style and twee lil Gaiman love. But especially when you manage to survive long enough to turn twenty one. :p

NOTE TO SELF

Baccardi 151 has almost the alcohol content of Everclear. DO NOT CHUG!!! Ever. Again.


Gawd it's hard to type.

EDIT: ALSO THOSE WERE NOT 'HARMLESS BANANA SCHNAPPS,' THEY WERE 99 PROOF, AND UNSUITABLE FOR SHOTS. As per advice, having a bit of a lie down.

EDIT of EDIT: Happy birthday Sam! I love yoooou! Even sober, swear I do! Even when I make fun of your whimsical writing style and twee lil Gaiman love. But especially when you manage to survive long enough to turn twenty one. :p