x_los | Jul. 9th, 2005

Jul. 9th, 2005

--FIRSTS--
:-: first best friend = Jessica Rosenblitz, that I remember. I'm sure I had younger ones I can't recall.
:-: first job = secretary for The Susan Horak Group
:-: first girlfriend = deff. Jessica Rosenblitz. It would have been v. unofficial, I've never had a real gf. It was all v. Rubyfruit Juungle. This being like first or second grade. Even then I was a shiksa godess. And having Lesbian Lurve. If boys, David Auger in kindergarden.
:-: first screen name = ladyxlos. I am classic in manner of Audrey Hepburn, no?
:-: first self purchased cd = Good god, it may have been fucking Apple or some shit, maybe Alannis?
:-: first funeral = Grandpa Russ
:-: first piercing/tattoo = none, biotch
:-: first enemy = Chuck Someshit. My line of glory: "I'm not crying because you hit me, I'm crying cause your's so fucking ugly!"
:-: first big trip = I don't remember it, but a national baloon festival outside of Denver where I got lost and was sobbing and stayed by the giant peanut man for safety. Adventure.

--LASTS--
:-: last fun car ride = car-rave
:-: last good cry = mom and grandma picked me up before they moved me out of the dorm- fell into the car and started sobbing, used the phrase I HATE at least six times
:-: last library book checked out = 'I don’t do libraries'< but they do you, Colin. Um, I don't remember, actually
:-: last beverage drank = strawberry coconut creme at Red Poppy
:-: last food consumed = tempeh jerk sandwhich from Red Poppy
:-: last phone call = Danny King
:-: last time showered = This morning, 10-ish
:-: last shoes worn = brown leather, for work
:-: last cd played = The Faint, "Danse Macabre”
:-: last annoyance = my mother calling right now
:-: last shirt worn = Corset Shirt #4 for a party last night w/ my boss and German teacher
:-: last website visited = colin's dj

--DESCRIBE YOUR…--
:-: wallet = old red leather with barbie and winnie the pooh stickers found outside of Tobacco Bowl for decoration
:-: underwear = I was looking through the drawer the other day- do you even know how many black thongs I own?! Not to mention how many silkworms I've tortoured! MADNESS!
:-: tattoos = none you'll ever see
:-: hair = strawberry blonde, chemically straightened
:-: room = beer cage in the co-op. Oh, wait, where I live not where I am. Um, an efficiency on Iowa.
:-: girlfriend = Oh survey, how did you know I was such a giant lesbian?
:-: parents = Could be worse. And by that I mean poorer.

--THIS OR THAT--
:-: [boxers or briefs] = both. at once.
:-: [plaid or striped] = Plaid, b/c I shop at HAwt Topic Soooooooo much.
:-: [okay, ok, or o.k.] = okay
:-: [bright colors or dark colors] = oh, totally dark like my soul.
:-: [tic-tacs or certs] = neither, don't they have gelatin? too lazy to look. I expect your bad breath jokes here.
:-: [sunshine or rain] = rain
:-: [rain or snow] = rain
:-: [sun or moon] = moon
:-: [silver or gold] = silver
:-: [silk, cotton, or flannel sheets] = Jersey, hos. Mine are sagey colored.
:-: [preps or freaks] = freaks. and geeks.
:-: [popcorn-with or w/out butter] = butter. so. much. butter.
:-: [ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish] = mayo, b/c it is such a complex compound and can be made deliciously at home. I have recipies to share, guys!
:-: [shampoo + conditioner in one or separate] = separate, what, am I buying Save brand 2 in 1? Not since I was eleven, my friends!

--IF YOU WERE_______, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?--
:-: an animal = cat
:-: a fruit = kiwi
:-: a vegetable: asparagus
:-: a color = Green, silver or black
:-: a bug = giant moth. Mothriya! Moth-RI-ya!

--SHORT ANSWER--
:-: are you smart? = eh
:-: do you like onions? = like isn't strong enough a word
:-: what instruments can you play? = piano
:-: what words do you overuse= angst, po-mo, jappy
-: do you sleep with socks on? = no, only my dad does that, and he's gay. I don't want to be gay, do I?
:-: are you ticklish? = incredibly
:-: are you shy? = no, I just dislike you
:-: do you talk to yourself? = frequently
:-: do you have a basement or an attic? = um, does my new house have an attic? My parent's doesn't
:-: did you go to preschool? = Trinity Lutheran Represent!
:-: are you a morning person? = nooooooo

LAYER ONE:
-- first name: Erin
--last name: Horak
-- nickname(s): You try shortening a four letter name.
-- eye color: green
-- hair color: a deep azure with hints of- wait, I'm not a Mary Sue? What's it matter, it's changing in August. Wait until you guys see my VISION!!eleventy-one
-- height: 5’4”? I think?
-- righty or lefty: righty

LAYER TWO:
-- your heritage: roughly 1/4 German, 1/8 Czech, 1/8 English, 1/8 French, 1/8 Scottish and 1/8 Askenazie, however that's spelled Not sure of the specifics, we raped an Indian in there somewhere and there was a Secret Jew on maternal granddad's side, apparently, so that may be like closer to 1/4
-- your fears: none. HA.
-- your perfect pizza: cheese and portabella deep dish
-- goals you'd like to achieve: A long-lasting relationship of substance and a novel acclaimed by people I respect, to be a good mother, to be intellectually satisfied with myself, to read everything I want to read, to become good at/knowledgeable in everything I find deeply interesting

LAYER THREE:
-- your most overused phrase on AIM: omg
-- your thoughts first waking up: fucking waking
-- your thoughts at bedtime: Will I ever do my German homework?

LAYER FOUR:
-- pepsi or coke: coke, pepsi supposrts Republican campaigns
-- mcdonald's or burger king: neither
-- single or group dates: single. groups are good, but that's just hanging out, not a date
-- adidas or nike: something that killed less Asian to make? Like, just an actual asian strapped to my foot, a la Drawn Together?
-- lipton iced tea or nestea: Lipton, nestea is for girls and yanks
-- chocolate or vanilla: dark chocolate, form of LEbron James's Dick
-- cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino,

LAYER FIVE
Do you....
-- smoke: hookah
-- curse: oh my, yes
-- sing: yes
-- take a shower: yes (No, NEVER)
-- have a crush: no
-- do you think you've been in love: yes
-- want to go to college: yes
-- like(d) high school: yeah, for the most part
-- want to get married: no
-- believe in yourself: The Poppins told me I must
-- get motion sickness: no
-- think you're a health freak: I'm a veg who eats organic 90% of the time at this point?
-- get along with your parent(s): it's too embarassingly emo to go int (Divorce him, he beats your chiiiiiiiildren! lalalalala)
-- like thunderstorms: yes

LAYER SIX:
In the past have you...
-- drank alcohol: yes, hi last week!
-- smoked: -- done a drug: yes
-- kissed someone: yes
-- had sex: please define
-- gone on a date: yes
-- gone to the mall?: yes
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: yes. I was pissed, okay?
-- eaten sushi: yes
-- been on stage: yes
-- been dumped: yes. hi, Jer!
-- gone skating: yes
-- made homemade cookies: yes
-- gone skinny dipping: yes
-- dyed your hair: yes
-- stolen anything: yes, and got belt-whipped for it, happy?

LAYER SEVEN:
Have you ever....
-- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no, cause I know when to stop? And am not incredibly interested in being 'OMG SO WASTED GUYZ!!'
-- been caught "doing something": yes, hi Colin and Britney
-- been called a tease: no
-- gotten beaten up: yes, but then I was sassy all up in his face.
-- changed who you were to fit in: no

LAYER EIGHT:
-- age you hope to be married: ...28?
-- numbers and names of children: two, Alexander William or the reverse and an undecided girl's name
-- where you want to go to college: there's a list. and Iowa isn't on it.
-- what do you want to be when you grow up: writer? historian? chef? Super-freak? Beast of Womanosity? Philosophista? Crazy Patzer in Park Not Actually Good Enough To Hustle?
-- what country would you most like to visit: Italy

LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl...
-- best eye color: depends
-- best hair color: depends
-- short or long hair: depends
-- height: depends
-- best first date location: coffee, dinner, letting me cook for you, just talking

LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: 2
-- # of people I could trust with my life: none. I could trust them to be just, but not forgiving, not ultimatley understanding. And no one takes me down but me. Such a fucking control freak.
-- # of pets you have, what kinds, names: cat, mancoon based mutt, Rasputin
-- # of CDs that i own: oh my god, I have NO idea
-- # of piercings: none
-- # of tattoos: none
-- # of scars on my body: none
-- # of things in my past that I regret: Bitchiness, weakness, not giving people breaks they deserve, my inability to ever forgive, times I have forgiven and lived to regret, that last tempeh jerk sandwhich... actually, that was good.

I am...
[x] I am a university student.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I am an okay dancer.
[ ] I am a huge fan of lists.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I am a perfectionist.
[ ] I am a Republican.
[X] I am allergic to something. (It's you.)
[ ] I am an only child.
[ ] I am Catholic.
[ ] I am content as of this moment.
[ ] I am currently in my pajamas.
[x] I am currently pregnant. (um, guys? I have a Secret to Share... You remember Chuck?)
[X] I am currently single.
[ ] I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
[ ] I am currently suffering from a breaking heart.
[ ] I am okay at styling other people's hair.
[ ] I am left handed.
[ ] I am married.
[x] I am obsessed with my livejournal.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I am so bored, I am filling out this list.
[ ] I am resentful that I have to grow up.
[ ] I am very shy around the opposite sex.
[ ] I am, or was, pigeon-toed. (With real live pigeons.)
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I can be paranoid at times.
[X] I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go. (It's my ass, it destroys nations.)
[ ] I collect picture frames.
[ ] I currently have a crush on someone.
[x] I consider myself to be a 'nerd'.
[x] I currently regret something that I have done/am doing.
[x] I curse frequently.
[x] I do not believe people are inherently good or evil.
[ ] I don't hate anyone.
[X] I enjoy country music.
[x] I enjoy jazz music.
[x] I enjoy smoothies.
[x] I enjoy talking on the phone.
[X] I have a car.
[x] I have a mobile phone.
[ ] I have a hard time paying attention at school.
[X] I have a hidden talent.
[x] I have a hobby.
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[x] I have a pet.
[ ] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[X] I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy.
[X] I have all my (real) grandparents, none of them have died.
[X] I have at least one brother and/or sister.
[x] I have avoided work to play with my livejournal.
[X] I have been in a real relationship.
[X] I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship. (Um, I dunno, I was unlike myself, I think it counts.)
[x] I have been to another country.
[X] I have been to an anime convention.
[X] I have been to Europe.
[ ] I have been to Las Vegas.
[x] I have been told that I am very smart.
[x] I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
[ ] I have broken a bone.
[x] I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
[x] I have changed a diaper.
[x] I have changed a lot over the past year.
[ ] I have cheated on a significant other.
[X] I have counted down the days until the summer.
[ ] I have dated my best friend's ex.
[x] I have done something illegal.
[X] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have gone scuba diving/snorkling.
[X] I have had major/minor surgery.
[ ] I have had my hair cut within the last week.
[ ] I have had the cops called on me.
[ ] I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
[X] I have kissed someone of the same sex. (Still Jessica.)
[ ] I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
[x] I have mood swings.
[/] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I have rejected someone before. (Not responded to obvious hints?)
[x] I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
[X] I have seen the television show The O.C.
[x] I have swam in the ocean.
[X] I have tried a drug that is illegal.
[X] I have tried sushi.
[X] I have watched Sex and the City.
[ ] I have watched the television show Spongebob Squarepants.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[X] I like being the center of attention.
[x] I like eating Ramen noodles.
[ ] I like my handwriting.
[x] I like Shakespeare.
[ ] I like the taste of blood.
[X] I like to cook.
[x] I like to sing.
[ ] I like to vacuum.
[ ] I love learning foreign languages.
[ ] I love Michael Jackson.
[x] I love my friends.
[ ] I love olives.
[x] I love rain.
[x] I love sleeping.
[x] I love to play computer games.
[x] I love to shop.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I own 100 CDs or more.
[x] I own a home. sorta?
[x] I own and use a library card.
[X] I play a musical instrument.
[x] I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream. Actual Agnosticism, as opposed to soft-core deisim (sp?)?
[x] I read books for pleasure.
[x] I shave my legs.
[x] I sleep a lot during the day.
[/] I strongly dislike math. I hate, yet I LOVE.
[ ] I think Britney Spears is pretty.
[x] I think long strings of html code look cool.
[ ] I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
[x] I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
[ ] I was born in a country other than the USA.
[ ] I watch more TV this year than last year.
[/] I watch soap operas on a regular basis. Spike watches Passions for me.
[ ] I wear contact lenses.
[X] I will try anything once.
[x] I work at a job that I enjoy.
[x] I would classify myself as ghetto. oh, oh yes
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I like orange kool aid.
[ ] I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
[X] I like being at school.
[ ] I always love wearing sweaters.
[ ] I love water polo.
[X] I am currently wearing socks.
[ ] I am being nostalgic right now.
[X] I hate summer.
[X] I am tired.
[x] I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt

I have....
[/] been drunk. Tipsy is really all. I played with Colin's cheekbones, saying something like "You could cut sooooo muuuuuch bread!"
[X] smoked pot.
[ ] done ecstasy.
[ ] done coke.
[ ] done crack.
[ ] done heroin.
[ ] done opium.
[ ] done PCP.
[ ] done LSD.
[ ] done CCC's.
[ ] done prescription narcotics for recreational purposes.
[ ] huffed air-duster. ...what?
[/] been to a rave. (the room rave = AWESOME, the car rave = also good)
[ ] been to a real party. (at least 30 people and at least 4 types of drugs there)
[x] ridden in a taxi.
[X] jumped a ramp with a bike. Nap Dyn style?
[X] been dumped. Flat on my callipigous goyshe ass?
[ ] been used.
[ ] shoplifted.
[X] ran from the cops.
[X] been in a room of your school that you could get suspended for being in
[ ] been fired.
[/] been kicked out of a movie theater. It was close.
[x] snuck into a movie.
[X] been in a fist fight.
[ ] got hit by a car.
[X] fired a real gun.
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[ ] been arrested.
[ ] gone in a mosh pit.
[x] stolen something from your school. (Burge, anyone?)
[/] celebrated new years in times square. We tried, fecking Ruth's mom... But then we watched figure skating, it was cool.
[ ] gone on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[X] been to europe.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] thrown up from drinking.
[x] played Clue
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] gone ice skating.
[ ] cheated on a bf/gf.
[ ] been cheated on.
[x] had your tonsils out.
[x] been exposed to laughing gas (the above).
[x] had a car.
[x] driven a car.
[/] Totaled a car. No, but guys, there was this mailbox? And then there wasn't?

Do you...
[ ] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[ ] feel happy.
[?] hate yourself.
[ ] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] sing along with your music.
[x] dance around the house in your underwear. I'm SO the Nekkid Room-mate.
[ ] listen to Hawaiian Music. wait, what?
[x] listen to underground hip hop.
[x] listen to rap. Err bawdy in duh club gettin' tip-seh!
[X] listen to classic rock.
[x] listen to new rock.
[x] listen to country. oh brother, where art thou? Serriously for real.
[ ] listen to reggae.
[x] listen to techno.
[ ] listen to hardcore punk.
[X] listen to pop.
[X] listen to r&b. Guys, what's Norah Jones?
[X] listen to jazz.
[ ] listen to crooners.
[ ] listen to bands that can't be put into a category.
[x] have hobbies.
[ ] skateboard.
[ ] do aggressive inline.
[ ] snowboard.
[ ] ski.
[x] surf.
[x] skim board.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[ ] get good grades.
[X] play an instrument.
[x] have slippers
[ ] wear boxers
[ ] wear black eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[x] like the color pink.
[x] like the color red
[x] like the color green
[x] like the color black
[ ] like the color purple THE BOOK?!
[ ] like neon colors
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[x] have long hair.
[ ] have short hair.
[ ] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.

Are you...
[X] bored.
[X] happy.
[X] bilingual. add my smattering of languages together, and mebee?
[ ] Hawaiian.
[ ] blonde
[x] a brunette
[X] a redhead
[ ] a darkhead (black hair)
[ ] Samoan.
[ ] Filipino.
[ ] Korean.
[ ] British.
[x] white.
[ ] Italian
[ ] black.
[ ] Inuit
[ ] Mexican.
[ ] Asian.
[?] a Christian ...by rearing
[ ] a Muslim
[ ] a Jew
[ ] a Hindu
[ ] a scientologist
[ ] an atheist
[ ] satanist
[X] short.
[ ] tall
[X] just right
[x] realistic
[x] an emo kid I'm ashamed... but it's still true
[ ]sick
[ ] mad
[x] lazy.
[ ] talking to someone.
[ ] IMing someone.
[ ] scared to die.
[ ] buzzed
[ ] high
[ ] caffeinated
[X] sleepy.
[ ] annoyed.
[ ] hungry.
[ ] thirsty.
[ ] on the phone.
[ ] in your room.
[ ] drinking something.
[ ] eating something.
[X] ticklish.
[X] listening to music
[?] a virgin. Could you define that, please?