I am 64% Dinotastic?

Okay. How could I NOT do this?

Tyrannosaurus Rex ROAR! You're 64% Dinotastic!!

ROAR!!! You are T-Rex, the tyrannt lizard king! You Chomp, Bite, Stomp, and Eat. You're a one dino killing machine. You're the most famous dinosaur of them all. You're the star. But you are probably too hungry to care. Eat more herbivores and stomp everything!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 81% on Dinopoints

Link: The what Dinosaur are you Test written by youallwantme on Ok Cupid

The Harlequin You scored 36% Cardinal, 48% Monk, 38% Lady, and 45% Knight!

You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 47% on Cardinal You scored higher than 66% on Monk You scored higher than 34% on Lady You scored higher than 39% on Knight

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Also, b/c the questions were fun:

The Joker You're evil this much: 72%

You're a cool villain because you're very, very crazy, and you're proud to be very, very crazy. There's no prediction in your actions, it's just a convoluted mess up there. Taking over the world is not as big a priority nor is making money as much as killing a bunch of people, for fun. "Yer a real sonabitch, I'm glad yer dead!"

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 59% on crazy points

Link: The SUPER VILLAIN Test written by genepoolfun on Ok Cupid

Additionally, I take a moment to ask what in hell Terry Pratchett and Niel Gaimen are, respectivley, wearing and stoned off their asses on in these pictures:

https://www.imagequix.com/exec/vando/ProofViewer.php

Will I ever know? And if I did, would I be able to live with the knowledge?

I am 64% Dinotastic?

Okay. How could I NOT do this?

Tyrannosaurus Rex ROAR! You're 64% Dinotastic!!

ROAR!!! You are T-Rex, the tyrannt lizard king! You Chomp, Bite, Stomp, and Eat. You're a one dino killing machine. You're the most famous dinosaur of them all. You're the star. But you are probably too hungry to care. Eat more herbivores and stomp everything!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 81% on Dinopoints

Link: The what Dinosaur are you Test written by youallwantme on Ok Cupid

The Harlequin You scored 36% Cardinal, 48% Monk, 38% Lady, and 45% Knight!

You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 47% on Cardinal You scored higher than 66% on Monk You scored higher than 34% on Lady You scored higher than 39% on Knight

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Also, b/c the questions were fun:

The Joker You're evil this much: 72%

You're a cool villain because you're very, very crazy, and you're proud to be very, very crazy. There's no prediction in your actions, it's just a convoluted mess up there. Taking over the world is not as big a priority nor is making money as much as killing a bunch of people, for fun. "Yer a real sonabitch, I'm glad yer dead!"

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 59% on crazy points

Link: The SUPER VILLAIN Test written by genepoolfun on Ok Cupid

Additionally, I take a moment to ask what in hell Terry Pratchett and Niel Gaimen are, respectivley, wearing and stoned off their asses on in these pictures:

https://www.imagequix.com/exec/vando/ProofViewer.php

Will I ever know? And if I did, would I be able to live with the knowledge?

(no subject)

Oh my god. I want Bubble Tea.


Okay, I'll get some back home on Friday. Crisis averted. Whew. Oh my god, guys, this is so like Independence Day or something, when you're left with incredible relief that the world's alright and stuff because that black guy and his Jewish friend, like, fixed shit.

(no subject)

Oh my god. I want Bubble Tea.


Okay, I'll get some back home on Friday. Crisis averted. Whew. Oh my god, guys, this is so like Independence Day or something, when you're left with incredible relief that the world's alright and stuff because that black guy and his Jewish friend, like, fixed shit.