meme shamelessly stolen from interfection

[x_los]

You're...

the _______ to my _________!



Exacting specificity/the reasons why are not necessary, but they might well add to the funny.

Comments

[gritsinmisery.livejournal.com]

You're the Nyssa to my Master and you bloody well know why.

[aralias.livejournal.com]

you know, i want to do this meme but i can't think of anything that doesn't sound creepy.

but i think maybe - you're the henry wotton to my dorian, about covers it actually. on reflection.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Well done. Also: IOU one future meal! Someday, when you least expect it, BAM, meatloaf and potatoes. And they will be delicious.

[gritsinmisery.livejournal.com]

I hope there's gravy... Unexpected Nekkid!Jack is a bit of alright, but Unexpected Nekkid!Mash is beyond the pale. *g*

[x-los.livejournal.com]

I like the concept, AND its inherent invitation to creepy.

Ahaha. That's terrible: I'm miscast as Colin Firth, I lure you to your destruction, and my hunting parties go wrong and suck b/c poor people die at them. I suppose I get to be vaguely seductive, in a weird 'avec beard' way, while you get to be angelic-appearing and tragic and lounge on divans.

'On reflection' had better not be some great reference to the Portrait. :p Also, you must have gone to bed v. late!

*little bro over shoulder, observing your icon* Is that Five? But I think I watched him when he'd just regenerated. I think he might be crazy. And the other one is gay. The one with the poofy (Am. sense of poofy: here 'kind of chubby') cheeks and weird voice.

Erin: *blinks hard* ....Ainley!Master?

Sam: Yes. He just looked /gay/ to me...

Erin: ...I. What. How. I didn't say any--just ...go to sleep.

See? I don't just do 'go to sleep' to you!

re: email, silly Emily, with her family. Did you have to see Lear alone, or just skip? Also, 'bout what time were you thinking on Frontier?

MORE GEMS FROM SAM (on further interrogation re: Gay!nley): "I thought the first Master I saw was gay too. Not because of how he looked but because of his accent. "Hi! Hi Doctor! I'm just stopping by! I brought you cookies! I'm going to try to take over the universe now! Enjoy my cookies, though!" *ALL IN TERRIBLE FAUX ENGLISH ACCENT*"

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Oh, there is ALWAYS gravy. Country style with onions and mushrooms, preferably in the same skililett I've just fried chicken in for the flavor: without gravy, potatoes are incomplete.

[aralias.livejournal.com]

i intended the comparison to illustrate the potentially dangerous influence you have over me (i was so excited about sylvia/ten and stuff and look at me now), rather than as a suggestion that colin firth should play you in the film ;)

on reflection alas - was merely me re-thinking myself rather than a cunning literary reference aaaaand what do you mean went to bed late? i left that comment at 8pm. hardly living the wild life, am i? i actually went to bed at about half midnight having watched the first half an hour of timelash on my own whilst waiting for emily to get back from family thing (i did not go to see lear, btw - i watched timelash and several episodes of sabrina the teenage witch)(to be fair, both were fairly entertaining). couldn't go to sleep for ages though and now look vaguely hungover rather than angelic. still many hours till lunch when i can buy some emergency makeup/sunglasses and hide the enormous shadows under my eyes. woe etc.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Oh I don't know about /that/, you still debate me vigorously when you think I'm full of crap: to be fair, often I haven't thought about the things spewing out of my mouth terribly thoroughly, and say them with the anticipation that you will tell me where I'm wrong and then they will get whittled down into correctness. Which doesn't exactly speak to my Svengali-ish influence over you: to my knowledge the only thing I've ever /really/ gotten you to do was write fic, and hey, not exactly a weird non-sequiter for you, that. :p

aaaah, see, my compy assured me 4am and I was like "Before work?! My god, Katy is MADE of DANGER!"

Oh was Timelash fun? I was avoiding till I could see more Two and thus have more fun?

And OMG YES those 2009 specials look baller beyond my comprehension!

And as an update: have been practicing that leer: I know I'll have it when I can down a tree at forty paces. I am sure that leer could chop lumber (and then stack it), if it wanted to. That's now Intense.

[aralias.livejournal.com]

on the other hand,it's got to the point where i don't do much else except write fic and stay up late- though that's wasn't your fault either. ok, so it was a crappy metaphor, but it was that or 'you're the ood1 to my ood2' which is more accurate and less creepy and all that, but dull like a new queen song. 'you're the really long sentence to my complete failure to describe bodily movement'? you can see why i went with lord henry and dorian.

timelash is just six and peri hanging around in a big brother is watching you type planet where everyone looks a bit like romans with too much makeup. its widely acknowledged to be a pile of crap, but i've seen MUCH worse stories - at least jduging from the first 30 minutes. perhaps my tolerance level has just gone down. now, i love the bad acting and poor production values for what they are!

p.s. i am made of danger. what are you on about?
p.p.s. good luck with the leer :)

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Yeah, let's not be dull. OH NEW QUEEN: DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED. Bury my heart at Freddy Mercury's AIDS-ridden corpse, screw Wounded Knee, that man was my too-tight-pants-wearing, weirdly gay-culture immersed childhood.

The writing one makes us sound pretentious and unsexy. Wotton and Dorian > much better, yes.

I am mixing up Timelash, which I HAVE seen and thought was good (for a Six story) with that one with Two and Jamie and Six and Peri. Boo me.

Every time my internet has flickered out has been one long, pathetic attempt to compensate for All That Danger.

Re: King Leer (not a typo, this time! a-ha!): *a bust rustles weakly in the distance* Making progress!

[x-los.livejournal.com]

though I DID laugh pretty hard for 9something am at the writing one

[x-los.livejournal.com]

AND BUSH, not bust: see, the Leer is working already, causing smarmy typos where there were none before! It's powers are INCREDIBLE!