A Chain of Links
Jul. 26th, 2008 12:18 am1] Mocking, wankety send-up of fandom via Shakespeare! Also I bitch about Duchess of Malfi, but mostly
selenak is just awesome-funny.
2] Did you ever think 'I hope Hamlet becomes a compulsive eater in his emo, emo man-pain and then some time after that's taken its terrible toll sleeps with Fire Lord Ozai?' OF COURSE YOU DID. Warnings: NC-17. Deathfic. Songfic. One Mention of Zutara. Tori Amos (NOT EVEN THE SONGFIC BIT OMG). Not for the tender of soul or the timid of heart. Possibly the most horrible thing ever, other than this picture of the She-McCain. Like Madonna, I'm not sorry. It's human nature.
...That's a lie. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
3] A review of a GREAT Korean place (In Parkade Center? wtf?) in a lame blog: seriously, I went there and had "dolsot bibimbap (돌솥 비빔밥, "dolsot" meaning "stone pot")...served in a very hot stone bowl in which a raw egg is cooked against the sides of the bowl. The bowl is so hot that anything that touches it sizzles for minutes. Before the rice is placed in the bowl, the bottom of the bowl is coated with sesame oil, making the layer of the rice touching the bowl golden brown and crispy." (thanks, Wiki) It was AWESOME.
4] A drive-in with apparently great burgers in CoMo, which I've never been but lightly want to.
5] CONCERNED CITIZENS: FUGLOR, VERA WANG DRESS OF DESPAIR, GOES BACK TOMORROW! HUZZAH! NEVER AGAIN WILL I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER MY MOTHER'S OPINION ON CLOTHES! Oh college, how did you make me forget that Great Truth?
AND LAST:
A collection of songs about pirates, for your plundering pleasure!
1] Muppet Treasure Island's Professional Pirate, thanks to
aralias! TIM CURRY+MUPPETS=YES
2] Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, Veggie Tales
3] Guys? Guess who's a Pirate King (of Penzance)? It's this guy. I'm not even sure this is the best version, but it's the singer I grew up on, and so he sounds /right/ to me. And the blocking--I love this, shush. Want to learn the words? Sing-along version!
4] Depressing, but I think Hoist the Colors from PotC is actually v. pretty.
(Am eating Ambrosia Salad right now. STILL AM NOT SORRY, DAMMIT.)
2] Did you ever think 'I hope Hamlet becomes a compulsive eater in his emo, emo man-pain and then some time after that's taken its terrible toll sleeps with Fire Lord Ozai?' OF COURSE YOU DID. Warnings: NC-17. Deathfic. Songfic. One Mention of Zutara. Tori Amos (NOT EVEN THE SONGFIC BIT OMG). Not for the tender of soul or the timid of heart. Possibly the most horrible thing ever, other than this picture of the She-McCain. Like Madonna, I'm not sorry. It's human nature.
...That's a lie. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
3] A review of a GREAT Korean place (In Parkade Center? wtf?) in a lame blog: seriously, I went there and had "dolsot bibimbap (돌솥 비빔밥, "dolsot" meaning "stone pot")...served in a very hot stone bowl in which a raw egg is cooked against the sides of the bowl. The bowl is so hot that anything that touches it sizzles for minutes. Before the rice is placed in the bowl, the bottom of the bowl is coated with sesame oil, making the layer of the rice touching the bowl golden brown and crispy." (thanks, Wiki) It was AWESOME.
4] A drive-in with apparently great burgers in CoMo, which I've never been but lightly want to.
5] CONCERNED CITIZENS: FUGLOR, VERA WANG DRESS OF DESPAIR, GOES BACK TOMORROW! HUZZAH! NEVER AGAIN WILL I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER MY MOTHER'S OPINION ON CLOTHES! Oh college, how did you make me forget that Great Truth?
AND LAST:
A collection of songs about pirates, for your plundering pleasure!
1] Muppet Treasure Island's Professional Pirate, thanks to
2] Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, Veggie Tales
3] Guys? Guess who's a Pirate King (of Penzance)? It's this guy. I'm not even sure this is the best version, but it's the singer I grew up on, and so he sounds /right/ to me. And the blocking--I love this, shush. Want to learn the words? Sing-along version!
4] Depressing, but I think Hoist the Colors from PotC is actually v. pretty.
(Am eating Ambrosia Salad right now. STILL AM NOT SORRY, DAMMIT.)